#elfnightcore

[operation-forb]

Manby is the most cursed thing i have ever seen in my life. i love it.

Manby loves you! <3 <3 <3

[dragonagefour]

"I could lift you up; I could show you what you want to see and take you where you want to be. You could be my luck; even if the sky is falling down I know that we'll be safe and sound." 😍💞😄💖

[rarestereocats]

on tonight’s episode of Dad 2:  Dad Harder,  one dad bites into one hot chipey and one dad gets a little too rowdy for bedtime.

Me:   i'm too white for spice

is my life motto because goddamn,  i cannot even handle mildly spicy shit without being like "spray the fucking hose in my mouth,  i'm dying"

Kal:   me too  :) 

i am actively suffering

Me:   tell david to take you outside and just hose your mouth

that sounds awful out of context actually,  so don't.

Kal:   david is asleep like a normal human

Me:  D A V I D

WAKE UP

it's time to fight back against  H O T  C H I P E Y so wake up

Kal:   DO NOT WAKE THE SLEEPING BOY

Me:  SORRY

LET ME LOWER MY VOICE CUZ IT'S RUDE TO YELL INSIDE WHEN THERE IS A SLEEPING

*SLEEPING BOY

Kal:   IT'S OKAY I FORGIVE YOU

Me:   THANK YOU 

I FUCKING LOVE YO,  BRO

Kal:   I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO. 

THANKS FOR BEING SO CONSIDERATE

[dragonagefour]

“If you were to die before me, I hope you haunt me forever. And if I were to die before you, I’m gonna haunt you forever with clever puns.” Happy Valentines Day to my super cute, incredible boyfriend @elfnightcore. You’re gay as fuck and I still have a million places to take you and a billion more kisses to give you, so I hope you’re ready <3

[dragonagefour]

I have an announcement to make

I don't just have a real cute boyfriend now I have a real girlfriend AND a real cute boyfriend. How hashtag blessed can a boy get tbh

Thanks for your attention carry on

[dragonagefour]

today I taught my boyfriend how to play Magic: the Gathering and he kicked my ass and told me to "git good"

[dragonagefour]

something something chika-cherry cola

[dragonagefour]

so when my bf was playing ddadds a couple days ago i was just relaxing on the bed, and he has the headphones on and everything is completely quiet then, he just makes this disgusted noise and goes “THIS GAME IS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA PROPAGANDA” he was romancing robert and i never laughed so hard in my life