#elizabeth thomas

[queenmakings]

ALICIA SILVERSTONE in Clueless (1995) and The Baby-Sitter’s Club (2020)

[kahran042]

Incorrect Baby-Sitters Club quote

Kristy: Mom, Watson... I’m a lesbian.

Elizabeth and Watson: Um, DU-UH!

[violettesiren]

Enslaved by passions, swelled with pride, In love with one whom all deride; A carcase well, yet mind in pain, Reduced to beg, but beg in vain; To live reserved and free from blame, And yet incur an evil fame: Let this! this be the wretched fate Of Rosalinda, whom I hate.

The Execration by Elizabeth Thomas

[ratcoon]

Incorrect Babysitters club

Kristy: Shh. Does everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?

Dawn: What?

Kristy: That was the sound of my PATIENCE shattering into a billion little PIECES!

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Stacey: its 70 degrees in here! That’s like... Florida!

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Mary Anne: do you think I’ll be alone at 50

Kristy: aw, you know you’re not going to make it to 50

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Janine: answer your phone

Claudia: hold on, let me find it

Janine: very well

Claudia:....

Janine:....

Janine: now listen here

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Claudia: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Mary Anne: you’re a hazard to society

Kristy: and a coward, do 20

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Karen: are you alive? Knock once for yes, twice for no

David Michael: *knocks twice*

Andrew: oh my gosh! What should we do? He’s dead!

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Dawn: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE

Stacey: *throws water bottles*

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Kristy: hi, welcome to Apple bees would you like the apples or the bees?

Dawn: uh... bees?

Stacey: She chose the bees!

Dawn: wait

Claudia: *walks by shaking a jar of bees*

Mary Anne: WAIT!

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Richard: why aren’t the plates in alphabetical order?

Mary Anne: *crying* what does that even mean?

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Janine: did you eat the powdered donuts?

Claudia: *with powder on her face* no

Janine: what’s that on your face?

Claudia: ITS COCAINE

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Kristy: *throwing a ball around* BONUS POINTS IF YOU HIT MY BROTHERS

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Dawn: so what’s this club like?

Mary Anne: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people

Dawn:..

Mary Anne: now throw that idea out the window

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Random guy: I love you

Kristy: wrong number

Guy: you’re right here?

Kristy: wrong address

Guy: what?

Kristy: leave a message at the tone. Beep-

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Vanessa: give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Mallory: that’s not how that works-

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Kristy: hello people who don’t live here

Mary Anne: hello

Dawn: hi

Stacey: hey

Kristy: we gave you the key for emergencies!

Claudia: we were out of Doritos

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Mary Anne: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Stacey:..

Claudia:..

Dawn: I’m gonna tell her

Kristy: don’t you dare

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Elizabeth: My daughter is at that age where she has one thing on her mind

Watson: boys? Girls?

Elizabeth: homocide

Watson: same with Karen

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Kristy: the next person to say ‘Same’, ‘Mood’, or ‘Me’ is getting thrown out of the meeting

Stacey: same

Dawn: mood

Claudia: me

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Claudia: yote!

Stacey: Yeeted!

Dawn: yate!

Mary Anne: I just want to know who threw Kristy out a window

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Air plane guy: make sure all small things are secure

Jessi: *to Mallory* are you secure?

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Abby Stevenson: have you seen my boss?

Abby Stevenson: short, brown hair, brown eyes

Abby Stevenson: clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet

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Dawn: they say 70% of your body is h20

Kristy: well the other 30 percent of me wants2die

Mary Anne: we talked about this

[stephadoodles]

[briwatchesbadtv]

[torturedpoetskywalker]

moodboard: liz x richard

au in which they're exes.

[hungryblueghost]

"I'd never been afraid of dying...I wasn't afraid of the dark. I was afraid of the light—the future." —Elizabeth Thomas, Catherine House