Incorrect Babysitters club
Kristy: Shh. Does everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?
Kristy: That was the sound of my PATIENCE shattering into a billion little PIECES!
Stacey: its 70 degrees in here! That’s like... Florida!
Mary Anne: do you think I’ll be alone at 50
Kristy: aw, you know you’re not going to make it to 50
Janine: answer your phone
Claudia: hold on, let me find it
Claudia: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Mary Anne: you’re a hazard to society
Kristy: and a coward, do 20
Karen: are you alive? Knock once for yes, twice for no
David Michael: *knocks twice*
Andrew: oh my gosh! What should we do? He’s dead!
Dawn: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE
Stacey: *throws water bottles*
Kristy: hi, welcome to Apple bees would you like the apples or the bees?
Stacey: She chose the bees!
Claudia: *walks by shaking a jar of bees*
Richard: why aren’t the plates in alphabetical order?
Mary Anne: *crying* what does that even mean?
Janine: did you eat the powdered donuts?
Claudia: *with powder on her face* no
Janine: what’s that on your face?
Kristy: *throwing a ball around* BONUS POINTS IF YOU HIT MY BROTHERS
Dawn: so what’s this club like?
Mary Anne: imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people
Mary Anne: now throw that idea out the window
Kristy: leave a message at the tone. Beep-
Vanessa: give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Mallory: that’s not how that works-
Kristy: hello people who don’t live here
Kristy: we gave you the key for emergencies!
Claudia: we were out of Doritos
Mary Anne: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed
Elizabeth: My daughter is at that age where she has one thing on her mind
Kristy: the next person to say ‘Same’, ‘Mood’, or ‘Me’ is getting thrown out of the meeting
Mary Anne: I just want to know who threw Kristy out a window
Air plane guy: make sure all small things are secure
Jessi: *to Mallory* are you secure?
Abby Stevenson: have you seen my boss?
Abby Stevenson: short, brown hair, brown eyes
Abby Stevenson: clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet
Dawn: they say 70% of your body is h20
Kristy: well the other 30 percent of me wants2die
Mary Anne: we talked about this