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Shane 90% of the time big spoon, they finish fucking nasty, they clean up and then Shane janks his man into his arms, holds on stupidly tight and falls asleep with Ilya still there like fuck fuck fuck I'm so wanted here fuck

#this happens at the cottage #happens during the last boston year #happens in ottawa #not necessarily always spooning but yes always shane holding TIGHT #heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #myshane #ella thought

I love to read the Boston Tuna hookup from Shane's perspective, it's one of the best scenes of the book, but damn I need to have the Ilya version because WHAT THE FUCK was going through that man's mind?

Let's recap, he:

Doesn't talk to Shane when he first arrives until they're both in the bedroom, still no hi

Asks him to be on top because he wants to "look at him"

Calls him "Sweetheart" as he comes

Initiates uncharacteristic cuddles complete with "adoring" face kisses (words by shane, who is getting freaked out, understandably)

Asks him to stay the night

Asks him to stay the night?

Stocks his drink of choice (that hasn't been mentioned in the whole book and shane thinks its fucking weird he knows what his beer replacement is? Understandably again)

Cooks for him (shane is thinking delivery, Ilya says no I'll make sandwiches)

Gets weird about Shane drinking the ginger ale

Starts to prod shane about him liking women

Actually just starts a really weird convo with him? Like guys, it's even weirder in the book

(I'm skipping the whole call from Grigory thing bc that's not something that Ilya did)

They keep watching hockey in silence and Ilya basically puts Shane in a spooning position in the couch for a cuddle and playing with his hair before initiating more sex

Blurts out his name as he comes

After shane backtracks he does this weird little "no this is nothing hollander but also you forgetting a team meet give me a more convincing lie" while basically asking daring him to stay with his eyes

I just can't picture what the plan was, what he was thinking he would achieve with this, I need to read Ilyas pov from this.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #ilya what the fuck are you doing bestie #that man doesn't know why he's doing what he's doing but it is planning his shit and executing #just dont ask him why he even came up with the plan in the first place #so dumb #ella thought

Has anyone done this one yet

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov #ella thought #shane x ilya #lmao

"Shane goes to Boston" "Ilya goes to Montreal" "They both go to Ottawa"

What about one of them goes to Brooklyn and the other to New Jersey and they get to compete against each other and live together in the same city and haunt Scott Hunter forevermore?

#in my mind is #Shane to the Brooklyn SCOUTS #Ilya to the New Jersey DEVILS #Scott to so much Therapy #write the au pls #picture all of them in the kingfisher being menaces #picture them still competing against each other every day #and going home together #their home and on the road schedules sync up a lot #bc it's cheaper for the MLH having the teams travelling to NYC to do a roadie with all the local teams #than having them doing the trip multiple times #i have thought too much about this #make them rebuild their teams to their specifications with the power of arriving like already stablished and admired players #heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #ella thought

Ok so PSA bc a lot of people around here haven't had good enough Sex Education

If you're going to frott or jack off two dicks at the same time without a condom, it's not safe sex

If you're gonna give a blowjob without a condom (especially if you're a hockey player and your gums are bruised to hell) it is not safe sex

If your fluids are touching the other person's fluids around the place where those fluids come from... It is NOT. SAFE. SEX.

Which isn't to say that it's wrong, but like, these guys aren't having safe sex! Pls know this! And don't go copying them while fucking your buddy who you're not exclusive with and is known to get around

#I'm a firm believer Shane knows he's not having safe sex but he does it anyways #he's kinda relying in the leagues constant medical checks for this even though he knows it's not enough #i dont think ilya even considered blowjobs might not be safe sex...#and of course that man hasn't heard about dental dams #herpes fic when guys #herpes fic when #that would be hilarious #heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #ella thought #safe sex #condoms #and the lack of them

I really love how 70% of the heated rivalry posts are some hot take on their psyches and how they would act in this conflicting situation and they all end with #and they fuck about it

#heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #shane x ilya #ella thought

When you find a story that has the hottest sexiest most perfect tags and you know its gonna be good, but first you have to wade through the anxiety and fear that's attempting to kill the main character...

I call it the Shane Hollander Experience

#im sorry baby youre gonna get fucked to oblivion but first you have to look in the mirror at the suit you dressed yourself in #this isn't about sexy humiliation #this is about the second hand embarrassment and anxiety you get from this poor guy #heated rivalry #shane hollander #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #myshane #ella thought

Shane Hollander looks so... sturdy

like that's how I would describe him, he's a very sturdy looking fella

I really really get Ilya for this, I would also like to make this man come apart under me until he's a complete mess, wouldn't you?

#i don't even go here #i don't like men?#i get ilya tho #want this wall looking man to crumble apart into rubble #i want to wreck him #i want his muscles to seize up and give out and his mind to melt #shane hollander #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane x ilya #ilya rozanov #myshane #this may or may not have been exacerbated by the concept of goalie shane #love thy goalie #goalie shane #ella thought