May 19
“I’d fuck the shit out of him if he were a girl. Strap or no strap.” Ellen D. Generous, owner and operator of The Ellen Show, is quoted as saying when asked for her thoughts on Star Wars legend General Grievous.
“It’s just something about his four arms… and that horrible yucky cough he has… if he was a girl, oh boy. I’d be sweating even more than I am now.” Generous said on a 93° Tuesday Afternoon while wearing a turtleneck and slacks.
“I just wonder if he would even like a girl like me… sigh. Girl x girl… what a world we live in where that can just happen.”
What are your thoughts on this?