#elliot shepard

[runningwolf62]

Was riding my bike earlier and thought to ask.

How would Elliot react to that one reporter bad-mouthing Zofia?

Which one reporter been a hot minute since I played ME. Like I think I remember the moment, and I know there's a lot of options for how to deal with it, but man

See the thing is, with Zofia and Elliot, is that Zofia's always had her name in the mud, and he's the golden boy, except

Elliot will jump into the mud to defend Zofia, even if she wouldn't want him to. They go down together, in space, in the news, it's the both of them, no leaving the other behind.

[vixavage]

I wish I had already found you. I've wasted time. My mind has grown black. I wish I had already known you; you saved my life. You brought my faith back. Stranger... Take me home.

Elliot y Renee Shepard

@seaofprayersrpg​

[seaofprayersrpg]

Había dejado en claro que le importaba la isla, tal vez tanto como ella, pero si era sincero consigo mismo, lo que más deseaba era obtener una sensación de justicia, aun si era a costa de una de las pocas fuentes de trabajo estables en Thickmist.

Elliot Shepard en Good lies and deceit.

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

@runningwolf62 Since we were shitposting about discussing Humanity’s Finest yesterday, I went and drew both our terrible children.

[thepetrichist]

Hadn’t drawn Ellie in a while. Decided that needed to change

[runningwolf62]

Despite what anyone else might say, including treasured friends, your Shepard having Heelys is extremely valid.

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

Does Zofia hack Elliot's twitter account to tweet "Elliot Shepard was dead for two slutty, slutty years" or does she do that on her own account and just @ him?

“EDI.”

…

“EDI, please.”

…

“EDI, I’m sorry I snapped at you. That was wrong at me. I am angry at the Illusive Man and I misplaced that anger and tried to take it out on you because you are the omnipresent and nearest symbol of Cerberus’ hold over my life. You’re just doing your best with what Cerberus programmed you to be and what they’re forcing you to do with your life, the same as I am.”

“Insightful, Shepard, but I still am not allowed to give out access to personal information about any of the crew.”

“EDI please. I’m begging you.”

“I am sorry, Shepard, but my answer must be no.”

“EDI, I need his password and I’m shit at hacking. I need your help. You’re all I have. EDI please.”

fuck cerberus @.z7shep.eshepardn7 Elliot Shepard has been dead for two slutty, slutty years.5 Dec 2185, 08:28|Lazarus Cell Lieutenant @.lazarusltWe spent 8 billion credits for this.5 Dec 2185, 08:54|fuck cerberus @.z7shepi mean no one told u to do that5 Dec 2185, 09:32

fuck cerberus @.z7shep.eshepardn7 Elliot Shepard has been dead for two slutty, slutty years.5 Dec 2185, 08:28|Normandy Jokester @.bestdamnpilotwhat does this mean?5 Dec 2185, 08:33|fuck cerberus @.z7shepfuck if i know my guy5 Dec 2185, 08:40

fuck cerberus @.z7shep.eshepardn7 Elliot Shepard has been dead for two slutty, slutty years.5 Dec 2185, 08:28|Captain Shepard @.captainhshepardReported. How dare you desecrate the names of the dead in this way. For shame, hacking the account of a dead hero.5 Dec 2185, 11:14|fuck cerberus @.z7shep I’m sorry ma’am. 5 Dec 2185, 12:43

fuck cerberus @.z7shep .eshepardn7 DUDE FUCKING TELL YOUR MOM WE’RE ALIVE WHAT THE SHIT MAN5 Dec 2185, 12:44|Fuck Cerberus @.eshepardn7I was writing her an email! Before you did THAT!5 Dec 2185, 12:51|fuck cerberus @.z7shep i thought you had done it already the FUCK dude how long does it take to write “hey ma i’m alive good talk”5 Dec 2185, 12:53|Fuck Cerberus @.eshepardn7You can’t just drop it on people like that!5 Dec 2185, 12:54|fuck cerberus @.z7shep .captainhshepard your son is useless and im super sorry that u had to find out thru my shitmemeing5 Dec 2185, 12:57|Z. Massani @.zmassaniI think it’s either shitposting or memeing.5 Dec 2185, 14:07|fuck cerberus @.z7shep A. fuck off massani. 2) why are either of those terms in YOUR vocabulary5 Dec 2185, 14:26|Z. Massani @.zmassaniA and 2?5 Dec 2185, 14:58|fuck cerberus @.z7shep fuck ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffff5 Dec 2185, 16:33

fuck cerberus @.z7shep .eshepardn7 Elliot Shepard has been dead for two slutty, slutty years.5 Dec 2185, 08:28 |Captain Shepard @.captainhshepardReported. How dare you desecrate the names of the dead in this way. For shame, hacking the account of a dead hero.5 Dec 2185, 11:14|fuck cerberus @.z7shep I’m sorry ma’am. 5 Dec 2185, 12:43|fuck cerberus @.z7shep wait6 Dec 2185, 01:42|fuck cerberus @.z7shep me, hero?6 Dec 2185, 01:45|fuck cerberus @.z7shep thanks, aunt hannah.6 Dec 2185, 01:45

fuck cerberus @.z7shep .captainhshepard Again, I’m really sorry.[posted is a picture of two individuals who resemble the commanders Zofia and Elliot Shepard. she is grinning lopsidedly but has all of her teeth and is missing the large scar on her left cheek. his grin is more shameful, and he too is missing the distinct scar through his lip. he is holding a handwritten paper sign that says “Hey Mom, I’m alive. I’m sorry for not writing you sooner.” she has an arm around him and is pointing at the sign with both hands.] 

[runningwolf62]

How good of a driver is Elliot? Like I rag on him for the lava thing but that's Bioware's fault and while a dead hamster would be a better driver than Zofia, I'm finding myself randomly curious about whether Elliot still instills a fear of death in anyone unfortunate enough to be along on the Mako missions.

I feel like Elliot is a decent driver. If it’s a skycar. The Mako? Look, I’m just saying if it’s the Mako pray to every god you know and then some.