#elliot.chrome

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

"Hello? This is Officer Sosa with the Metro PD, we have here Alec Obsidian. We need you to come down to the station" the officer tried his best to stay calm as alec screamed in the background "GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!"

Elliot froze in place, running diagnostics. Yes, he was awake. And he was absolutely speechless, mouth wide open. “Excuse me, did you say Alec Obsidian.” He clarified after a few seconds of complete and utter blank.

He tensed at the screaming. “Nevermind, I know him when I hear him-“ Elliot found himself sighing, playing along as he counted up days, weeks, months in his head. “what did he do this time?” He asked like he dreaded the answer

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

Elliot's favorite position?

He likes one leg on his shoulder, so he gets an apt view of his partner’s face. And something to hold onto to better thrust forward.

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

I wanna know your honest opinions on all the androids you know, Elliot. I'm curious.

“Googles a fiesty little fucker. I’d be getting a lot more shit done if he would have just stayed and not gone off and become an active traitor to the agenda.”

“Oliver is easy. Too easy. He’s a little ball of emotions, makes it hard to keep him from frying his circuts when I have my way. He’s the bitch. The whore. The slut. The good boy, if I have him for long enough.”

“Lex is obedient, so i suppose thats redeeming. Pity about being a glitch, though. I would have been more inclined to treat him better if he weren’t a freak.”

“Bing takes what I give him. He’s used to it by now. I have respect for that.”

“Periwinkle makes me... morbidly curious.”

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

The way you phrased that makes it sound like you're talking about if you've slept with them or not. Something tells me you've done much, much worse though and are planning to do more.

He chuckled, hands coming beside his head lazily. “Guilty as charged.” Elliot took his hands from the fake surrender to adjust his sunglasses. “Ohhhh babe you doubt just how bad me sleeping with someone can be. Just ask Oli.” He winked, hands coming back to his pockets. “Are you done, by the way? Can I get back to work?” A slight bit of anger breached his tone.

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

You've hurt a lot of people, Elliot. Who's next? Bing? Google?? Peri???

Elliot looked puzzled for a second before scoffing. He held up three fingers, tallying them off as he spoke. “Done, definitely done,” he chuckled, looking at the last finger before pushing it down as well. “Doing.”

“And theyre not people, hate to correct you” he corrected, clearly quite glad to.

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I'm going to hit Elliot with a rolling pin

Elliot chuckled, deep in his throat. “Oh will you? Come over here and try.” He gestured towards himself with a subtle little twitch of a smirk. The android adjusted his jacket. “I’m solid metal, baby you’re not even making a dent.”

“What are you so mad about anyway?”