#elliot asks

[theauthor2103]

Pssssttttt psssttttt hey hey hey

You're amazing and I'm proud of you (for being alive in this world)

Heheheheh SNEAK ATTACK

SNEAK ATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

Thank you Elliot mah boi I really really needed this right now 🥰💙💙💙

I can’t remember the last time I got an ask it was so long ago so thank you for this🥰

[wolf-knights]

Was thinking of making an rp blog, would anyone be interested?

[nolanhollogay]

“I’m attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.” + dielliot!

some s2 elliot being bitter when he first meets lila <3

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It had taken Elliot all of two seconds to figure out there was something going on with Diego and the chick from the mental hospital. And if the way Five was watching her meant anything, he noticed as well. Or maybe he was just being a distrustful bastard like usual. Either or.

As they creeped towards...wherever they were going, Elliot wasn't really paying attention, he grabbed Diego's arm to stop him from moving.

"What? Are you okay?" Diego asked, resting his hand on top of Elliot's.

Elliot nodded. "I'm fine. Just have a question for you."

Diego's eyebrows creased in confusion. "What?"

"Did you fuck the crazy chick?"

He would have laughed at Diego's face if he wasn't so prepared to maul him to death like a pissed off tiger.

"No! No way!" Diego exclaimed. "I'm loyal to the bone! Am I attracted to her? Yes, but-"

Elliot could feel his patience ready to snap like a rubberband. “I’m attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”

"Who said anything about dating?"

Far ahead of them, Five shouted, "Can you two assholes have this discussion at some other time? We have more important matters at hand right now."

[honeydewkittykat]

cym as outfits

@cyanwormonastring as a fucking Victorian ballgown or Victorian suit

@lucathecyborg something dumb. Like a caterpillar costume

You would be something such as a cool fuckimh fae outfit, like a dress or some cool shorts and a really cute button up with a ribbon and a flower crown.

@adams-left-hand maybe. y’kno i’ll be nice. You’d be a Victorian villain. With like a black and purple like closer to steampunk than anything looking like the badass hibimbo you are.

@ganseymaboi we don’t talk lots but you’d be a doughnut costume but like. rocking it.

@wentz-whore dark academia type skirt with a band t-shirt (emo ofc) and fishnets. rocking it. Amazing. The absolute THICKEST eyeliner you’ve ever seen. just with spikey choker being the best.

[youregoingtobe-thedeathofme]

I wanna know your honest opinions on all the androids you know, Elliot. I'm curious.

“Googles a fiesty little fucker. I’d be getting a lot more shit done if he would have just stayed and not gone off and become an active traitor to the agenda.”

“Oliver is easy. Too easy. He’s a little ball of emotions, makes it hard to keep him from frying his circuts when I have my way. He’s the bitch. The whore. The slut. The good boy, if I have him for long enough.”

“Lex is obedient, so i suppose thats redeeming. Pity about being a glitch, though. I would have been more inclined to treat him better if he weren’t a freak.”

“Bing takes what I give him. He’s used to it by now. I have respect for that.”

“Periwinkle makes me... morbidly curious.”

[wherethesunsails]

Wait I have a question. What's the difference between being Christian and being Catholic? I was raised Catholic and I always thought it was sorta the same hat lol

Oh! I (sort of) know how to answer this!

Okay so like Christianity originally was Catholicism but then the whole Reformation happened and Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the door of whatever the hell church because the Catholic church was selling entrance to heaven (which is whack as shit lmao) and he was like “bro,,, that’s wrong. That ain’t how heaven works. Have y’all even read the Bible” and so the Protestant movement was born. (Fun fact on St Patty’s Day if you’re Catholic you’re supposed to wear green but you’re supposed to wear orange if you’re Protestant)

So Catholicism right? You’ve got your rosaries, your priests, your nuns, your bishops, your cardinals, your pope. (I don’t actually know if the cardinals still exist in Catholicism I’m dragging up history class here forgive me) You do confession, some people get married to God, Hail Mary full of grace, Our Father who art in heaven, midnight mass, the virgin Mary, patron saints, lighting candles, getting confirmed, cathedrals, etc. And I think there are different denominations of Catholicism? I’m not sure.

Christianity focuses more on Jesus and his Life and Times. Our churches are usually less decorative than Catholic churches (some of them aren’t…. there’s a specific denomination that I can’t think of right now that’s like,,,, whoa there buddy.) we’re less about Rules and more “Jesus loves you, come as you are and serve him and become more like him believe he’s your personal saviour and you’ll go to heaven” etc etc. We have an ass ton of denominations (I’m going to rant about the denominations for a while here)(grace brethren, baptist (those two don’t dance bc dancing is a sin), presbyterian, sovereign grace (newer one, my old church switched to that), hillsong (cult. don’t do it), evangelicals, technically mormons and jehovah’s witnesses but we don’t claim them because No lmao, nondenominational for people who need to feel special and millennial (listen i adore millennials but oh my GOD nondenominational people drive me up the wall), southern baptist which holy moses just no, lutherans, calvanists, methodist, pentecostals, angelican, the scientisters or whatever the fuck you call them (you know those ones that are like we don’t need medicine GOD will heal us and you’re just like ,,, bitch take a xanax), oh yeah and like Messianic Jews who are like Jewish people who believe that Jesus was the Messiah from the old testament shout out to those guys)

I feel like I don’t know enough about Catholicism to properly compare and contrast them but like,,, Catholicism is very ritualistic and traditional. Christianity is more about your personal relationship with God. Both of us do communion and celebrate the birth of Jesus but Catholicism focuses way more on Mary than we do. We’re like “hell yeah she got chosen to be Jesus’s mom that’s dope” and Catholics are kinda like “hell yeah she got chosen to be Jesus’s mom so she’s the one we should pay attention to” (I’m so sorry I know that’s wrong I’m trying)

Anyway if anyone knows more about the similarities/differences between Christianity and Catholicism than I do please chime in!

[writteninvisibly]

You asked me to send a writing prompt and I am either late or early but that is fine. Anyway! I think it would be hella cute if you wrote something where they (idk who I mean by they you can use anyone from anything you want lol) are lost and it's cute bc they like each other and this is exciting !! But also they have no idea where they are at all

!!!! Hell yeah!!! (I’m gonna give you a bonus moodboard for the ship too ahahahahahahaha whoops)

“Leo…”

“Hush.”

“But-”

Leona took Bea’s hand in her own, drawing it close and pressing a kiss to her knuckles. “Do you trust me?”

“Of course.”

“Then trust me. We’re going to be fine. We aren’t lost.”

Bea scoffed but didn’t pull her hand away. “We are too.”

“No we are not. We are on an adventurous end of summer roadtrip going wherever the wind may take us. Ergo we are not lost, simply wandering.”

“You’re ridiculous, and if we don’t find a town soon we’re going to be sleeping in your car.”

Leona did her best to look offended. “How dare you! My Heloise is the pinnacle of comfort! The height of luxury! The Four Seasons of cars! You should be delighted that you get the opportunity to even think about sleeping in her, and-”

“Leo.”

Leona sighed. “I know, I’m sorry. This was supposed to be really fun, I didn’t expect there to be so few towns with motels in Iowa.”

Bea chuckled softly, turning to face the other girl full on. “Anyone in town could have told you that. Iowa is notoriously unpopulated. I don’t understand how you become a nomadic teenager without finding that out.” She took Leona’s hand with both of hers, smoothing her thumbs over the other girl’s knuckles. “This is fun. I’m sorry about my attitude, it’s just… I’ve never really left town before. I mean, I have, but not really. Not for an extended period of time. I’m usually back by nightfall, and this is… new to me. It’s different, and I thought I was way ready for it, but I guess not.”

Leona looked over for a moment, heart clenching at the sight of Bea staring down at her hand looking a little lost. “If I’d known that I would have suggested a shorter trip this time. A day or two away from home is different than a week and a half. I wish you would have told me.”

Bea shrugged even thought she knew Leona couldn’t see it. “I wanted to do this. I was really excited to. It was… a risk that I was ready and willing to take. Especially with you.”

The last part was said so quietly that Leona had to strain to hear it, and once she had she wasn’t quite sure she’d heard correctly. “Can we make a deal?” She squeezed her hand around Bea’s gently. “Pull out your phone and we’ll find the nearest motel, okay? And then in the morning we can start heading back. We can cut this trip a little short and then we can start working our way up to big trips.”

“Where does the deal part come in?”

Leona smiled at the teasing note in Bea’s voice. “The deal part is that from now on you have to promise me that you’ll let me know when we’re about to do something new, or something on a larger scale than what you’ve done before. Things like this can be… a lot for anyone, especially for a small town girl who’s always slept in her own bed.”

“Hey!”

She grinned. “How about that phone, huh? I don’t want to be driving all night.”

“Yes ma’am.”

—

That night they crawled into bed together like they’d done the past two nights, curling around each other on a dusty hotel mattress that smelled slightly of disinfectant. Bea tucked her head under Leona’s chin and Leona wrapped her arms around Bea’s shoulders as if to shield her from the outside world. They’d be heading back tomorrow, but even if they weren’t they’d have each other. No matter what came their way, no matter how far they were from home, they would have each other. That made it all worth it.

[wolf-knights]

Okay people I need you all to solve something for me. So I was deciding on writing for Anthony Bridgerton (because that man has been the death of me) so I was asking should the reader be afab(he/him pronounce) or male?