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Let me be so real for a second. All of the male bachelors are ugly. Shane looks like Ben Shapiro and the rest look like future pedophiles. So I 100% understand wanting to fuck Krobus. He’s unironically more attractive, both in terms of looks and in terms of personality. Go get that shadow monster dick. Human men ain’t shit.
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it’s ok if you don’t agree with people calling elliot pretentious but that man is the DEFINITION of theater kid energy lmfao
(my proof if being traumatized in high school by theater kids)
-🏴☠️
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playing on that save i did my elliot essay and im actually having alot of fun roleplaying with myself. me and my bitch wife(/ref kind of? slimecicle qsmp hyperfixation is beating my ass) i hate. i cant afford a divorce. one day.. this is your sign to marry your least favorite bachelor(ette) and roleplay as a toxic couple -evil tuesday qi guy (this is a joke :)
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considering the sexualities of the bachelor(ette)s is being discussed right now i wanna share some of my headcanons note. i project onto characters i like, and my headcanons shift and morph alot. i will also mention other stuff to their identity. harvey is a bisexual man to me. the sunset in his 10 heart scene kind of looks like the bisexual flag, i dont know. also! note! transgender harvey is really cool because he could make diy hrt without any risks (NOT THAT THERE IS ANY!!!) and check his own hormone levels i think. these are also both my identites so im probably projecting. autistic harvey is canon and i stand by that i think shane would be a gay man. i never realised that emily was his romantic interest considering they dont really interact or hang out with eachother unlike the other bachelor(ette)s romantic interests, and hes just a fucking bear so. yah he seems gay to me haley is a lesbian, everyone knows this, but ive always read her as transfem. im not sure why, considering she acts like a stereotypical highschool girl, but shes always seemed like a trans woman to me. there was this one anon who headcanoned alex as transfem and i cant get it out of my head. estrogen can save her. other then that i dont have many headcanons for her sam always seemed like a dumb gay guy to me. look at that fucking himbo and tell me he likes women sebastion just seems queer to me, but im not sure a specific identity. maybe its because hes alt but idk. unlabeled king Abigail seems maybe pansexual to me? i dont know her character alot idk elliot is gay but i dont like him and our golden boy! mr qi feels unlabeled aswell to me. pansexual maybe? definitely queer. he also reads as xtm (intersex to male) to me but yeah. hes definitly not cishet but im not sure what his identity is yah thats everyone ive had thoughts about. enjoy -evil tuesday qi guy
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pisses me off when elliot is safe and supported and in a happy relationship. im happy for you and your ugly ass boyfriend i mean it -evil tuesday qi guy
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This fandom lacks so much fun. Get emotional over characters. Self project. Start beef with random people. IT’S FUN!
I don’t LITERALLY think Elliot’s trying to make me feel stupid, that mostly a joke. But it’s FUN to cause issues with this random guy. (he does remind me of assholes I’ve met though)
This fandom lacks the most whimsy I have ever seen.
Have you guys considered that people play a game to have fun???? Honestly, it makes me sad for how seriously you guys take things.
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“they’re just pixels” is the most boring anti-art statement ever :///
that and this is a confessions page where are meant to… share their opinions?
stardew valley is a game i really like and am very passionate about, so im gonna share my opinions on it. that what art is FOR
and poor admin knows that i participate in discourse way to much (im so sorry i can’t keep my mouth shut anon) but that’s what i find fun??
i love alex, i will defend haley till my LAST breath, i will HATE elliot till my last breath, i have theories, i want things in the game, i want things out of the game, i think the game has problems with representation (notable krobus and slightly george) and i think all this stuff because i LOVE the game!!
why would i not want to be passionate and talk about my opinions on the game i love??
(and a lot of the discourse on here could be avoided if people could take a joke but we’re not ready for the conversation)
yours overly opinionated truly, -🏴☠️
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heres who i think all the bachelor and bachelorettes respective partners should be except ive put zero thought into it and i am a multishipper who only cares about 4 npcs \harvey and shane because i LOOVVEE me some sharvey. shane deserves a man that can support him and harvey deserves a man that will point out obvious shit!!! seb and sam because theyre another pretty common ship and i think theyre cute together. haley and abigail. plEASE hear me out here. i think theyre cute together!!!! opposites attract or whatever. leah and maru because theyre both very creative!! i think it would work. leah could make maru blueprints idk emily and penny. because theyre kind of opposites. i dont have a reasoning for anything elsei just thlought they were cute elliot and alex because i dont really like them. sure i did a character essay on elliot but idk hes still like a guy i wanna beat up and i never cared for alex too much kill me if this is bad -evil tuesday qi guy
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