stardew valley confessions

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Last updated April 11/2026

Submissions OPEN

Anything stardew valley related is fair game!

Submissions are added to the queue in the order they are received, and I post up to 15 times per day.

Critique and negative comments on characters are fine and tagged "(character) negative" for those who want to block it.

Similarly, confessions in defense of characters and related arguments are tagged "(character) discourse."

Other tags used that can be blocked: #fandom discourse, #ai discourse, #not sdv

Direct replies to other confessions are fine but please try to keep it civil. I delete the ones that I think are too mean.

Reasons your submission could be deleted: denying racism/sexism/etc, attacking another submitter, proship/antiship discourse, excessive misogynistic language. That said, the vast majority of confessions get posted.

Feel free to DM or send an ask about anything (I will never publish asks sent in off-anon, I'll reply to your inbox).

I do my best to read all notes but as I gain more followers it's becoming more difficult. If you ever see hateful comments or anything like that I have missed, please let me know.

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you'd have to coach him a little but sam would be the best pussy eater in pelican town with the right encouragement

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Oh are we doing smutty confessions now because farmer (or abigail live your truth) pegs sebastian sorry not sorry.

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Drawing fanart of Maru with textured hair rn because 1. fuck the racist anons and 2. I love Maru and I wanna draw her. I’ve been meaning to get hair practice in anyway so

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What does Clint *do* besides work? The closest thing he has to a "friend" is someone he can barely speak to because of his unrequited crush on her. His room has like ~7 books, a radio and a geode in it. He doesn't have a fucking computer. He shows up to all the festivals but hardly seems happy to be there most of the time, and when he IS, it's related to his job, which BY THE WAY, he feels ambivalent about because his father pushed him into it.

What does Clint have in his life that he does purely for himself? Does he have anything that brings him joy on a day to day basis? Someone get this man a hobby that isn't crumpling up failed love letters and listening to the fucking blues

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This is for the anon who said they missed reading the smutty confessions:

Penny is absolutely a freak. The second she's out of her mom's house and unlearns all the toxic purity culture shit I'm sure she's picked up, she is inventing praise kink and free use out of her own beautiful mind. She's reading erotica and taking notes. She's blushing while asking to be railed in the library after hours. She's hearing "good girl" and melting into a puddle.

Just, literally any activity where she gets to feel good AND get her partner off??? She's 100% there. (I'm a lesbian Penny truther but I get it if people think she's otherwise)

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Every save I make I marry Sebastian but I befriend Maru first every time it feels rude not to

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you should be more partial actually. every time someone sends in a racist/bigoted ask you should kill them in real life

LMAO

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I was completing the 'lets play a game' qi quest today and started wondering why the fruit in junimo cart is specifically a cherry, an orange, and a grape. Like sure 3 different fruits is a good visual signifier on what ones you've collected/missed but why those 3?

My running theory is:

Cherry Orange Grape

C O Grape

Co-ape

As in concerned ape. Maybe it's a bit of a stretch but 1. That's a long name when you only have access to 3 fruits and 2 what fruit sounds like -ncerned. I've decided I'm incorporating this into my belief system regardless of the flaws in my logic.

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samseb are a byler variant to me

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Learn to be impartial if you're gonna run a confession blog. Going "omg shut uuuuup" at anons being idiots just makes it clear you're not fit to be doing this.

oh im sorry are you from the official tumblr ask blog committee? i wasn't aware there were requirements for running this thing.

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hearing how some people pronounce qi's name grates on my brain sometimes it's not like it's a made up name

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liking Sam but disliking Sebastian is not for the weak and i am weak!😞

when i look for Sam fanfics, nearly half of them are about Sebastian. when i scroll through Sam hashtags its either a ton of Sambastian, or Sebastian posts that are tagged Sam with no Sam in sight. i downloaded a Sam marriage mod, and Sebastian is our third??

No use escaping Sebastian(/ref)

at least its motivation to make Sam content myself

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Methinks Alex always sorta wished he had a sibling growing up. Didn’t matter much to him, brother or sister, he was just kind of a lonely kid.

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i went to the movies for the first time recently and saw the natural wonders film, new theory, prairie island in the documentary features a castle, and i think thats the setting for the haunted choclatier

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the below confession was submitted off anon:

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Do y’all not hear how crazy and unnecessarily enraged y’all sound over people wanting the one Black female character in the game to wear her natural textured hair… 😭

Cue that one “Beyoncé, sweetie, I am so sorry” GIF from Flavor of Love, but replace Beyoncé with the SDV mod. What the hell is going on in with Maru hair discourse–

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Been on that mid-game grind recently so spending a lot of time on ginger island feeding leo cheese and omg. I'm suddenly just obsessed with him. Like that's my son. Last time i played i was like oh yeah sure the parrot kid hes fine whatever but now parrot kid is my ride or die. I would kill for this child. Yet I'm seeing nothing about him? Where is the love for leo!!!!!!

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