cw: sexualization of minors
Perhaps the most fun I get out of fan fiction, aside from high-quality writing and queer representation, are in the zany combinations people create. One such bizarre mixture is a Reylo fanfic that places Rey and Kylo Ren (here as "Reyla" and Ben Solo, respectively) into Terry Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, in which a director goes on a series of misadventures after the star of his Quixote film believes himself to be Quixote. It is worth going over a couple quotes from the story to see the cultural encounter staged in this author's imagination.
"'Hola hermoso!' Ben called in out to her in on fluent Spanish. Although he wasn’t native to their tongue—he was able to recite a few words."
I find it fascinating that the author unwittingly depicts a clash of cultures with this excerpt. Ben Solo, transplanted from the Star Wars universe, is presented as Spanish-fluent despite being unable to master gender agreement. Just as Solo is a stranger to Gilliam's film-world, the director character is a stranger to Spain, operating in a world in which he is unfamiliar.
"'And we will, my turtle dove, my muse, my little Reyla.' Said Ben; brushing his hands against her cheek."
The author chooses the reductive approach for portraying Dulcinea. A great irony: rather than bumbling around failing to fulfill the (masculine) chivalrous ideal, the author's Quixote stand-in is an assured seducer. Dulcinea, represented rather than abstracted, occupies the object status that is further problematized by the author's frequent use of highly ethnicized adjectives to describe her ("sun kissed skin" being one example).
"'She’s fifteen, Solo. You might want to start picking up girls your own age—not to mention her father is a crew member on my production.'"
The author makes clear his horrific intent with this line. He claims at the beginning of the film to have seen only the trailer to Gilliam's film, so it is unclear whether he is operating from that text or his own imagination. The author has taken characters with much more fractured psychologies and flattened them into patriarchal archetypes. This is fundamentally a self-serving text; this is fan-fiction as a fulfillment of the author's (tired, uninteresting) fantasy rather than the treading of new ground.