#elsa lichtman

[la-noire-shitposts]

More incorrect quotes because yes

[la-hoire]

L.A. Noire Characters + "I want a baby" meme

[stoptakingusernames]

I ranked LA noire characters by how well they would survive in the hood/ghetto.

The original post I got the idea from :

I didn't put much thought into this.

[la-noire-shitposts]

More incorrect quotes cause I can’t stop myself

[la-noire-shitposts]

L.A. Noire Characters’ Answers to “What are your pronouns?”

Herschel: None. Do not refer to me.

Cole: I’m asking the questions here! Did you murder that man?!

Roy: um Nor/Mal hahahaha

Jack: Justice!

Stefan: He/Him

Elsa: She/Her

Courtney: Who are you? How did you get in my house?!!

Rusty: What the hell is a pronoun?

[la-hoire]

[la-noire-shitposts]

I have an idea for an L.A. Noire dating sim AU.

I’m cooking.

Expect more bullshit from me in the coming days.

[la-noire-shitposts]

L.A. Noire characters as analog horror series

Jack Kelso- Milf Files

Cole Phelps- Honker Catalogue

Stefan Bekowsky- Divorce Report

Elsa Lichtmann- Penis Warrant

Courtney Sheldon- Milf Files

Ira Hogeboom- Babygirl Memoirs