"My grandfather's Heaven is bloodless, and I am not. Let him offer me a better place, where we may love and sing and grow as we are wont, where our children and our children's children may join us, and I will go."
Genshin character as animals, and little things about them.
SFW, fluff, mentions of angst (but not a lot)
Mentions of abuse, alcohol, a kidnapper, being stalked, sexual, blood, finger being bit off, injury, hunting season, mentioned of being robbed, someone breaking in, mentions of someone almost getting k*lled, one ran away, another for separating anxiety.
This was inspired by my besties and some of the scenarios in the fanfic was also written by them. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ both males and females, you live in a house for this (not an apartment or something)
Master list here
Amber - Bunny
She always runs circles around your feet whenever you come home from work, it's been a long day of dealing with the 'babysitter' all she want to do is to play with you! But don't worry you will have fun
Kaeya - Tuxedo Cat
He is the type to push things off the countertop, he is like "oh this glass right beside me, now it's on the floor"(obviously meowing what he is saying) but he won't if he sees you had a bad day at work, so instead you get tackled with the purring
Lisa - Macaw
She figured out that you had a bookshelf in the living room, and now she spends most of her time there, sometime she makes you read to her or she tryed to read to you (yeah that usally never works) but she now reads bed time story's to the kids every night.
Barbara - Canary
Every Sunday there is this choir that's always sings and Barbara started to tweet to the song they were singing, she knows the song word from word and what time it exactly starts and finishes. She started waking you up just for you to turn on the tv so she can sing to the other animals, sometimes Yun Jin and venti joins in and maybe even xingyan
Razor - Husky
This boy HOWLS when taking a bath, like full on barks and tries to get away to the point Bennett and fischl needs to be in the bath with him so he is calmer and plays with them long enough to get the shampoo out of his fluff
Fischl - Leopard Gecko
She always spends time with Bennett and razor, she is also one who will act out scenarios with Bennett and razor, like fighting bandits or fighting mutated plants, but always puts their game on pause just for lunch then when done immediately start playing where they left off.
Bennett - Lop Earred Bunny
He absolutely loves it when you play with his floppy ears, like putting a bow on it or just lifting them up and down, it's nice to know that you're enjoying time with the bunny and how his bad luck doesn't affect you or anyone in the house!! So there is more opportunities to play with the others
Noelle - Golden Retriever
Evey Morning you see her carrying all the children on her back then bringing them to there spots to be fed, she just to so nice that alot the kids could just sleep on her and she wouldn't mind!! She sometime dusts dressers with her tail like it's a feather duster and it works, no more sneezing for anyone.
Sucrose - Bunny
Once you took her to a strawberry farm and you picked them just to watcher her eat the strawberrys, they were the nice and sweet ones and she loved them so much the you bought one of the plants so now there is a strawberry bush in the house and she always eats from them and shares with the rest of the animals
Jean - German Shepherd
She is always the one to break up fights (mainly Childe vs someone) and is the one to put them in the time out corner or time out box. She is always like mother hen and responsible to the others, she barely gets any sleep at night so you started to bring her to the bed just to make her lay down and get some sleep thinking she didn't like her bed. That wasn't the case but she did finally sleep for once and down that's her main spot
Diluc - Maine Coon Cat
Unlike his brother he is responsible and spends most of his time patrolling outside to make sure no robbers get in at both night and day. But still sometimes you got to pull out the treat trap, (it's just placing down treats then picking him up once he ate them) it worked. And you also just like Jean put him on the bed to sleep the took one of your pillows but now that's covered in fur.
Venti - Cockateil
This bird always got to wake you up at MIDNIGHT just to sing you a song he learned from a book that Lisa read to him, he also takes plastic cups and bang them up and against another one to make noises just to sing to them, the neighbors though it was you and walked over to complain just to see it was venti with plastic cups, also you have him one of those toy drums and he never stops plying with it.
Klee - Pomeranian
She loves bath time, because she not only gets to play with toys but because you introduced bath bombs to her, at first she got disappointed because it wasn't what she thought it was but when it turned all pretty colors and a toy came out she was happy again. Can't take baths without them now
Diona - Calico Cat
You found her one day eating trash out of a garbage bag, she looked so skinny fur was knotted and was full of fleas. You were going to return her to her home but when you found the address you realized it was that abusive toxic house down the street, immediately taking her home with you because you know she would just get worse and no animal or person who didn't do anything wrong deserves that, ever since that (and a whole lot of trips to the vet)she had gotten really healthy and happy.
Albedo - Collie
He is always the one dealing with klee's shenanigans and spends alot of his time painting, you been amazed at his art skills you brought him to an artist studio to show off his work and for other artists to watch him paint, after that he was not only in the news but also some of his art was sent to an art museum with context so now he is an artist celebrity and famous.
Rosaria - the bat that stays in a tree outside
It was a rainy day when someone cough cough diluc found something in the window trying to get into the house, you opened the window to see a soaked bat fly into the house and immediately go to sleep near the fireplace, you are going to get the broom but then realized it was only finding shelter from the rain so you let it stayed, and ever since then you had an extra set of eyes patrolling the house at night.
Eula - Persian Cat
You also saved her from an abusive home, she bites everyone who isn't you trying to pet her and she will draw blood with her bites, but she also acts like she doesn't care for you but right when you give her any sort of affection she is purring and rubbing up and against your legs
Xiangling - Corgi
She always got to be in the kitchen with you, she also helps you by bringing the food to the others and when cooking for yourself she always gets you ingredients in the fridge att her level. It's adorable to see her walking over all happy with a tomato bag in her mouth and she always gets free food (that is good for her) from food trucks.
Beidou - Doberman
She is loved by the children, and I mean loved! She has alot of energy but she is trained enough to go to childrens hospitals and visit sick kids, it make it good with her having barely any fur so if any kid has allergies there wouldn't be any problem! But she is adored by the kids and always loves to make there days better, usally every Wednesday is when you visit with her, even a kid make her a flower crown that she refuses to take off when visiting the kids.
Xingqiu - Cockatoo
He always is hanging around chongyun but never when shenhe is there, but usally he always puts a sheet over his head and scares the daylight out of chongyun, he also flicks the light switch off and on to scare you especially after watching a horror movie. But he always stops once he realized you started crying.
Ningguang - Sieamese Cat
She always swats beidou away, and spends most of her days cleaning her fur, she also Steals your jewelry (if you have any) and wear it, also if you give her any money she will hiss if you try to take it away, you do t know why i guess she just likes money and having it spent on her because the only times she purred it was when you spent over 700 dollars on a pet groomer to wash then trim her fur.
Chongyun - Domestic Short Haired Cat
He always gets scared of little things, he probably only watches the ghost Busters move to see the ghost loose, he also gets really protective when something is happening like the lights flickering on and off (I wonder who was doing that) he also really loves eating with shenhe she always makes sure there is no spice in the food, sometimes shenhe stared you down when making it.
Qiqi - Finch
She always gets attacked by hu tao so you always have Xiao watching her, he became an older brother to her and would refuse to leave her alone to get something, but he does, Qiqi always follows Xiao to where you called him just to sit on ether his or your head. Sometimes she plays with the other kids. She loves milk and always cheeps at you whenever she wants it, she also got the other animals to remember things for her, like when it's time for lunch, breakfast or dinner.
Mona - Axolotl
She shares a bowl with kokomi, and loves to look up at the stars at night time, so much that you take her out with kokomi to look up at them outside, once it was going to be a meteor shower at night so you got a tent on all set up and everything in the backyard and brought her out in the spare fish bowl with you, she was curious at what's going on till you pointed to the sky, she immediately fell in love with the show, she didn't blinked once during it because she didn't want to miss anything, she went to sleep knowing that next time that is going to happen she will be watching it again, and she already can't wait.
Keqing - Sieamese Cat
People always forgets she is even there when visiting so you always are holding her when the kids or your friends visit, she also hangs around Xiangling ningguang and ganyu, that's really it, she is really shy to go near zhongli though, so sometimes you put her food next to his to get her use to him, it worked because now she will go up to him and they will start to talk, she also watches you cook whenever you're cooking golden shrimp balls, to the point where you make them cat friendly and allow her to taste test them. She tends to be more affectionate whenever she gets to eat the golden shrimp balls.
Xinyan - Beagle
She always howls to the radio whenever she is in the car, her favorite genre is rock and heavy metal so you got some on Spotify for her, other people always laughs at the fact she sings to songs that is just screaming but still compliments her when the song ends, some kids are afraid to approach her but one time one of the kids lost there toy and xinyan found it and brought it to them, now she always it there to help kids who lost something at the playground and to sing songs with them and scream whenever they go far up in the swings. You're happy she is made more friends, she also protected a kid from a frog and is still proud to this day.
Zhongli - Bearded Dragon
He might be elderly but do not underestimate him, that what Tartaglia (tries to) tell you evey time you pick up zhongli to get a nice warm spot on the counter so he can sunbathe and relax with the warmth of your hand patting him, then giving tartaglia the stinky eye and sticking out his toungh at him. Once he got down though tartaglia tryed to fight him, and Tartaglia got flung in to the wall by a tail, zhongli was sent to time out for a while, but got out just in time for bed.
Ganyu - Highland Sheep
She loves when the children all play with her, sometimes she gives them rides like she would have the kid settled on her back then, having ahold of her horns then she would slowly walk around the back yard. They always get to help bathe her, brush her and dress her up with bows with bells on them.
Xiao - Screech Owl
Owns number one for patrolling the house, and it the best to respond to his name on any 'ouch' from another room, like one time you were chopping carrots and you cut yourself on accident and before you got out the ouch he was right there with bandaids, and if your in your room he and be downstairs and you whisper his name you can hear aggressive flapping of wings coming closer at the seconds then he emerges from the door and sits down next to you. He gets alot of Pats and forehead kisses.
Hu Tao - a black cat that sometimes watches you sleep
She usually is the one to drink out of kokomi's or Mona's bowl, she is the worse ankle bitter, and she figured out how to use the breaker box so now watching a horror movie she teams up with xingqiu and scares the living daylights out of everyone, the only difference is that unlike xingqiu when you start to cry she won't stop, zhongli is usally the one to fling her with his tail or just smack her over the head with it, they way of saying sorry to to watch your every move when you sleep after that, which makes you cry because all you feel is eyes on you and she is smacked again, she was sleeping in the spare room for a while after that .
Yanfei - Deer
You find her in the back woods with an injured leg during deer hunting season and decided to take her in for safety and for her leg to heal, during this time all the others knew she is going though something traumatic and help her slowly to recover, her leg finished healing by the end of hunting season so you helped her walk around outside with ganyu and aloy, she she was fully ready to go out on her own you feel so happy for her yet sad she left, but the next day she was back with a blueberry bush, apparently she left to get her favorite bush to bring to back as not only a thank you gift but also an 'now I don't have a reason to leave again' . She spend most of her time with the pets who finished fighting over something and figuring how to solve it, like they fought over the bone how about each of you gets a side and share it, it always worked.
Yun Jin - Canary
She love to watch the opera shows on tv, she also can be shy, but would still sing to your friends, they always compliment her on her singing, and the same friends bought you tickets to see Phantom of the opera and you guys might of snuck in Yun Jin with you and told her if she wanted to watch it she needs to stay quiet and she did, by the end of the opera it looked like she was about to burst into tears, she might of also flew off to 'talk' to the actors, it's fine though because they loved her and loves her singing voice of 'music of the night', you guys went home with a happy Yun Jin with some autographs.
Shenhe - Snowy Owl
She broke into your house at night and set off all the animals, you were going to put her outside but all she was going was eating your flowers and immediately chongyun went up to her and she started to pick through his fur and you just couldn't bear the thought of letting her go because chongyun already sucks uo to her like she is his aunt or something, now there is a new addition to the family
Kazuha - Chameleon
He loves the summer breeze on him, that's nice warm sun warming him up when a nice refreshing cool breeze passes by so he doesn't overheat, it's just perfect for him to lie down and take a nap right there, sometimes you'll be sleeping on your head when you're out in the garden, he is so quiet you don't even know he is there until he crawled on your arm to eat a little bit of the veggie plant your harvesting from, he also likes to lay on a maple leafs and take there red colour. You are least got a mini branch with leaves on them for him
Ayaka - Ragdoll Cat
She always stays right beside ayato and Thoma, like she would coward whenever someone approached her, but then she made friends with all the other animals (mainly the cryo's) and now she is more socially she is still scared of some people visiting but that's mainly people she don't like the mail man not your friends or the neighbors kids she is ok with them. And mainly you
Sayu - Hedgehog
She always is watching your friend play Sonic the hedgehog even though she falls asleep in the middle of the gameplay she still wakes up enough time to watch your friend finish the game, she also tends to fall asleep when doing anything, like eating, taking a bath, playing with the others. You put her on a sleep schedule now she sleeps at night and after lunch takes a nap for 2 hours, after a week she wasn't fall asleep where she stood anymore.
Yoimiya - Jack Russell Terrier
She is the the only dog besides klee who loves watching fireworks and not get scared of them, you usally take her out for a walk on nights like this or to bring her to a firework show, whenever you take her to the show all the kids love her and asked to play with her or feed her treats. So usally you have a good 15 kids sitting around you all watching the show with her.
Sara - a bird you sometimes feed
She was just some random crow looking for food so you fed her, and then days of that you started to train her and now you have a pet crow who knows to attack and caw at people when you say "GET OUT" or "LEAVE ME ALONE" it's funny to see some of your friends are scared of the crow, but all in all really friendly and protective, she also gets snacks from the counter to give to Ei.
Ei - "I swear she's around here somewhere, she just doesn't like people" Bob Tailed Cat
One time she went missing for a week and you found her on the street and took her home, the only thing that the next day she returned so you now have 2 of the same cat in your house and one of them is yours you figured out which one was Which because Ei immediately went for Miko but now she isn't allowed to leave for weeks again.
Kokomi - Betta Fish
She spits rocks at you when you are getting stressed, she is also one of the best pets to listen to your worries because she will be there to help to the best of her abilities, gorou also sleeps next to her to make sure no cars drink from the bowl so she always gets protection from you and him, so she has to listen to you in return
Thoma - Orange Tabby
He goes around outside and picks up garbage, it's kind of funny because once there was a elementary school doing the earth day thing and picking up garbage and he joined the kids now evey earth day they draw him as a mascot so you have to bring him to the school.
Gorou - Shiba Inu/Corgi Mix
Gorou loves car rides, whenever you say the words car he is already at the door and tail wagging like a windmill and leash in his mouth. He is allowed to sit in the front seat and allowed the window down unlike some other dogs (itto, klee etc) but whenever you get to a red light there always someone with there phones out recording gorou and babying him, and he loves it
Itto - Rottweiler
One time you brought him to a dog park when there was a kidnapper on the loose, you let him off leash to play with the other dogs, but halfway he jumped the fence and immediately bit someone, apparently that someone was the kidnapper and they were so close to getting a girl in the car, but itto intervened and saved the girl. The police arrived shortly to see the kidnapper being dragged around by a ginormous dog, itto was rewarded by the police for saving a girl from being kidnapped, but also stopping and catching the person. Whenever you visit that park with itto kids play with him when adults take pictures of them, itto is a hero
Miko - Marbled Fox (one of the only foxes you can have as a pet)
She is another prankster and an ankle biter, she hides under the couch just so she can swat or bite at you ankles and it gets you everytime, whenever someone comes over she always chases Ei from her hiding spot and just follow her around, she also pushes the shampoo bottles down whenever you take a shower and it always makes you jump and she just laughs in return, but you still love her so you deal with it
Ayato - Chow Chow
He always manages to piss off Miko alot of the time and sometimes you, like how one time he sat in your spot on the couch (which is right infront of the tv and the table) and refused to move so you had to sit at the other end always reaching over to grab your snack and having to watch the tv in an uncomfortable way, he also would kick the table so you drink spilled all over you and the snack is on the floor, once you had enough you just turned off the tv and went to your room to sleep and he did follow you once he realized he went to far, he did try to apologize which at first you didn't accept so he came back with another snack and drink then you forgave him.
Tartaglia - Orange Tabby
He is always the one getting into fights, wether it's the neighbors cats, there dog, the mailman, the person who jogs past every day, he just does. He spent the most time in the time out corner and killed the most mice out of the cats, he sees everyone as family so he isn't allowing a rat infestation or someone to break in, because he did bite someone's finger off because they made you uncomfortable and then tryed to grab you so he bit them, yes he was rewarded with his favorite meal and alot of kisses for that, but that proves he ain't taking anything happening to his family
Aloy - a bear that broke into your car once
Yeah, the reason she broke in was because she saw someone enter your car with chloroform and a cloth so she followed you from the woods to your house and when the person was about to attack she walked up to it and scared them away and saved you. So now you have a bear living in your backyard, all the other love her because she saved you (instant respect) and so you sleep outside in the summers with her, and whenever the neighbors kids come over you pay a person to train the kids what to do if you encounter a bear in the woods, they always got aloy to do different scenarios and act like different types of bears. So far all the kids now know how to protect themselves from the bad bears and okay with the good ones
Scaramouche - Ball Python
You found him protecting a bleeding kid from thugs in an alleyway, you did steps in and take the kid to a hospital and had to take scaramouche home, now you guys visit the children's hospital with both beidou and scara, when beidou is in the other rooms you visit the kid with scara, the kid loves when you visit because you both saved them, you also visit elderly home with him so the elderly can see and touch a snake that curls up on there laps and allows then to Boop his nose.
Signora - Siberian Cat
She is the cat to randomly enter the house and refuse to leave, she sits on the up of the shelf and ignores everything around her, she has also attacked venti, and refused to go to the corner! So Ei had to watch over her, she did listen and stayed when Ei was there so know you know that signora is scared or Ei for some reason.
Lumine - Australian Shepherd
She once got out of the house and ran into a forest alone, she got lost and then was found by someone who took her in the realization hit them that's she had a collar and there was an address on it, they brought her home a while after that, but since then she really wants to go on another adventure but her brother keeps stoping her, now she just allows him to follow her, she knows how lonely he was so she always stayed near him.
Aether - Border Collie
He always hangs out with lumine and paimon, he seems to have separation anxiety and always needs to be right beside his sister, when you first adopted them both the owner said that one time lumine went missing for a half of a year and then we're going to be came back and he never left her side again. You always make sure there food bowls are next to eachother and to take them both on a walk at the same time.
Paimon - bumblebee
She spend most of her time with aether and lumine but also at the kitchen, she loves to pollinate the flowers in the backyard and the strawberry plant inside the house. You Started having a little bee farm and collected the honey. But she loves the strawberry plant, it gives off the most and sweetest pollen to her,
Dainsleif - Samoyed
He is always the one to look the friendliest but is one of the top 5 dangerous out of them all, he won't ever hesitate to attack if someone broke in or if anyone layed a had on you in a violent or non consensual way, he will not and I mean NOT take any of that, he would have k*lled them if you weren't there to tell him no and what would happen if he did, but once you get home he immediately comforts you, all the other animals even Singora would come to cuddle you but if you wanted space he will tell them to back off and if you wanted to be alone he will gard the door with his life.
Dottore - a weasel that has stolen your car keys once
Yeah that was a fun experience. You were late to work because someone stole your car keys you did find him an hour later though going through your garden and got the car keys back, you just picked him up and placed him in the house. Diluc didn't like him and he still don't trust him, dottore started trying to steal every piece of jewelry in the house but evey time diluc caught him ether in the act or trying to get away, and diluc stoped him each time. When you got home dottore was staring diluc down, you kept him in the house it's just that they are NEVER EVER allowed to be in the same room, he also picks on tartaglia, signora, and scaramouche.
May Elua and his Companions bless us and give us justice, wisdom, bounty, pride, strength, healing, passion, and loyalty. But above all, may they give us love.
Why isn't the Kushiel's Dart fandom bigger? Rich and inventive world-building, touch of magic, lots of kick ass female heroes and villains, everyone is queer, sexual freedom and agency is coded into national law.... I don't get it, Tumblr. Get your head in the game.
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