Heather: sometimes i look at fics of popular ships & how many notes they get and im like damn. if only i cared about supergoldenretriever and her business bitch gf
Elzi: I Can't Stop Thinking About Supergoldenretriever Service-Topping Her Business Bitch Gf And You Should Be Thinking About It Too. By: Elzi, Buzzfeed Staff
Elzi: We all know Supergoldenretriever service-tops Her Business Bitch Gf, but these totally factual reasons will leave your jaw on the floor. Skål!
Elzi: 1) The way Supergoldenretriever gently picks Her Business Bitch Gf up before they make love in the alliance room. We stan! [link to a tweet]
Elzi: 2) Her nature is selfless and devoted to those she loves. We're not saying this means she wouldn't totally prioritize Her Business Bitch Gf's pleasure in the bedroom, but we're also saying that it would, and we're obsessed!
Elzi: 3) The way Supergoldenretriever's big strong drengr heart is utter mush for Her Business Bitch Gf, and we all know this. [Insert one of 59308 possible screencaps where Supergoldenretriever is looking softly at Her Business Bitch Gf, or possibly all of them]
Elzi: 4) That twinkle in Her Business Bitch Gf's eye when she tells Supergoldenretriever there's no need to move to the bedroom. We know who's calling the shots here and we love that for her!
Elzi: 5) Supergoldenretriever enjoys Her Business Bitch Gf's orders guidance and teasing. Does this have implications? Maybe! Maybe not! But we're throthing at the mouth either way.
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