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[themysteryofwriting]

Writing Commissions

Just reposting this with some edits so more people can see this!

Hey guys, after a lot of debating, I’ve decided to open up writing commissions.  Please read through this whole thing before commissioning please!

What I will write

Mainly so I don’t get requests fro stuff I don’t know about

-Sanders Sides: None of the brothers ship and no side x Thomas(personal preference), but any other ship is fine

-Danganronpa

-Steven Universe (Nothing after The Movie as I still need to catch up)

-My Hero Academia

-Undertale/Deltarune

-Miraculous Ladybug

-Voltron

-Percy Jackson

-Harry Potter

-Welcome to Nightvale

-if you want something with my ocs

List may update ^^^

What I won’t write

-Anything NSFW

-Any type of incest

Pricing

The rule here will be 1 cent per word and I’ll try not to go under 500 words.  I’ll round to the nearest dollar, meaning if I write 620 you’ll pay 6 dollars but if I write 670 you’ll pay 7 dollars.  I’ll round up at 50.

If you don’t want to commission me but you still want to donate I have a ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/themysteryofwriting

DM me with any more questions please!

Even if you can’t commission please reblog to spread the word

[poiregourmande]

Commissions Open

my boss is an asshole, i’m quitting my job and taking up freelancing, so i felt like a little extra income doing what i love would be great to help me navigate the uncertain freelancing waters

My base rate is $12/1000 words, and I will work with you in order to ensure your idea fits within your budget.

I will write all ratings, for most buzz- and buzz-adjacent ships, and a wide variety of genres, tropes and kinks. More details available here: tropes & kink list

For examples of my work, please see my Ao3 or my fic tag.

If you have any questions, please feel free to DM here on tumblr.

Even if a commission is not in your budget right now, please consider sharing the post so that it might find someone who might.

i'm so excited to start working with you to bring your fic idea to life!

i’ve never taken commissions before so I’m not sure yet how much interest this will garner - i might set up slots later if i find that i can’t keep up, but for now let’s just yolo this binch.

For more information on anything - please see my Carrd, or DM as above.

Commissions Open

[peachychip85000]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS PLS HELP IF YOU CAN

BUST

Sketch-$5

Colour- $10

Colour Line Art- $15

FULL BODY

Sketch- $15

Colour- $20

Second character =1/2 original price

I will do OCs/Canon Characters/Animals

I will not do NSFW (I'm not good at it)/hate art

Please help, I lost my job a month ago and have been loving off my savings while I look for more work, and my helth insurance just took all my momey and I only have 88 dollars right now.

Please email me at [email protected] if you're interested!!! ty ily

[poiregourmande]

Title: small

Author: poiregourmande

Pairings: Ryan/Shane/Steven

Rating: E

Words: 4989

Synopsis: shane, the easy-going, repressed midwesterner, is a mess of unacknowledged feelings and kinks (most importantly feelings for his co-founders). if only someone noticed and dommed him into emotional growth!

commission for a sweetie who wants to remain anonymous and asked for: “Subby Shane, with that praise kink & teachers pet thing, and Steven & Ryan using that to (gently) dom him into more emotional healthiness? Like a reward system just with fucking”

***

“Last question!” Steven calls, reading from his phone. “Um… let’s call them… Tony Hawk.”

Next to him on the Watcher Weekly couch, Ryan wheezes. “Jesus Christ.”

“Tony wants to know how to ask out his friend, who’s very probably straight. Tony, I think you should shoot your shot. You never know what could happen! Maybe your friend thinks you’re straight yourself and that’s why he never said anything! What if you’re both pining in silence because you’re both assuming things? I think you should stop assuming and talk to them.”

“Hell yeah,” Ryan says, nodding. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Shane, on the chair across from them, laughs, but it sounds forced. “I mean, Tony could make things awkward and then lose his friend — nah, it’s not worth it for just like, what? A date? Tony, my pal, you need to just skate on by and take this to your grave.”

[Keep Reading on Ao3]

[poiregourmande]

Title: take a second baby (slow it down)

Author: poiregourmande

Pairings: Shane/Steven

Rating: E

Synopsis: “I didn’t come into work this morning expecting Steven Lim to ask me to go to bone-town.” Steven groans. “Don’t say bone-town.” “Oh sorry, academically-researched physical intercourse, my bad."

***

“You want me to flirt with you.” “Ideally.” “But —”

Words: 5588

written as a commission for my dear @arostinebfu & part of @rarebuzzships Sweet & Saucy Summer event

 Shane is knee-deep into tedious edits when the ding of a calendar alert pulls him back to the real world. Before checking it, he stretches and rolls his neck, wincing at the creaks and squeaks of his bones under his tense muscles. The office is dark and almost empty, only Steven still typing on his laptop, curled up on the Weekly couch. Shane turns on his desk lamp and pulls up his calendar app.

     Steven Lim invited you to: Meeting | Friday | 7 pm | Accept | Decline.  

[Keep Reading on Ao3]

[themysteryofwriting]

Writing Commissions Open

Hey guys, after a lot of debating, I’ve decided to open up writing commissions.  Please read through this whole thing before commissioning please!

What I will write

Mainly so I don’t get requests fro stuff I don’t know about

-Sanders Sides: No RemRom and no side x Thomas, but any other ship is fine

-Danganronpa 

-Steven Universe (Nothing after The Movie as I still need to catch up)

-My Hero Academia

-Undertale/Deltarune

-Miraculous Ladybug

-Voltron

-Percy Jackson

-Harry Potter

-Welcome to Nightvale

-if you want something with my ocs

List may update ^^^

It’s been a while since I’ve written oc stuff for other people but if you want some of that, give me as much information on your ocs as possible including:

Name

Age

Looks

Personality Type

Any other important information about them

What I won’t write

-Anything NSFW

-Any type of incest 

Pricing

The rule here will be 1 cent per word and I’ll try not to go under 500 words.  I’ll round to the nearest dollar, meaning if I write 620 you’ll pay 6 dollars but if I write 670 you’ll pay 7 dollars.  I’ll round up at 50.

If you don’t want to commission me but you still want to donate I have a ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/themysteryofwriting

DM me with any more questions please!

[poiregourmande]

Title: a whole lot of trouble in a itty-bitty skirt

Author: poiregourmande

Pairings: Kelsey I./Shane

Rating: E

Synopsis: “Y’know, all this cute, childish, geeky stuff. Do you think that’s why everyone assumes I’m all pure and vanilla?” “Aren’t you?” Kelsey frowns. “You think so too.” “Kels, you say heck and holy nuggets. You’re wearing knee socks.”

Words: 3502

written as a commission for my dear @arostinebfu & part of @rarebuzzships Sweet & Saucy Summer event

Shane and Kelsey’s one-month anniversary is a lot like the rest of their relationship so far: wholesome, sweet, and a hell of a lot of fun. On a warm, sunny June afternoon, Kelsey takes him to the amusement park at the pier. 

It’s a surprise, because Kelsey thrives on sweet gestures like this. She puts her hands over his eyes and makes sure he can’t see — which means he has to walk in a weird crouch so she can reach — but even then, he can guess. 

Seagulls. Kids cheering. The delicious aroma of funnel cakes. 

[Keep Reading on Ao3]

[poiregourmande]

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