Please give me literally all the keugene headcanons. You know who this is
headcanon requests are open - put a ship & theme in my ask!
so keith wants to go to one of these big, lavish LA halloween parties in a mansion
but like you don’t get invited unless you’re really someone and/or are known for halloween costumes where you go all out
eugene always, always goes all out with his costumes - he plans them a year in advance
and he’s always invited to at least three of these parties
and after a while they get old
rich ppl who only go there to show off, too busy wondering if ppl are looking at them to really have any kind of fun
keith brightens the fuck out of everywhere he goes
(keith brightens the fuck out of eugene’s life everyday)
they have less than a month to plan an entire-ass costume, one that’s fancy enough, elaborate enough, but hilarious enough for keith
oh and now it’s october 5 and eugene has half a sketchbook of ideas
(and doodles of keith but let’s not dwell on that)
and he hasn’t even mentioned the party to keith
so he just drops it over lunch, oh by the way tomorrow night i’m picking you up we need to shop for fabric and accessories
and keith blinks like did i miss something
and eugene dramatically slams the fancy but tastefully spooky invitation on the table like, you’re my plus one, bitch
and he starts spouting out costume ideas (lame - outdated - inappropriate - too simple - too niche) and eugene’s like it’s cute how you think you have a say in this
and pulls out his sketchbook
and keith looks through it quietly for a while
and then he looks up at eugene all soft like, and goes, you put thought into this
and eugene looks away and puts the sketchbook back in his bag
he clears his throat, so seven tomorrow night don’t make me wait
and keith keeps grinning at him all day, so annoying
eugene spends the whole month up to his ears in fabric and wigs and feathers
keith spends the whole month grinning at him like an idiot and practicing his character
eugene finally sews the very last sequin at 2 am the night before the party
and sends keith an exhausted selfie
and keith replies with a sleepy selfie of his own with the caption, just look at you, you can do all I couldn’t do 😘
and eugene tries to ignore the warm fuzzies and go to sleep
they spend the whole afternoon getting ready together and eugene has done ppl’s makeup hundreds of times in the past
but never has it felt so…
keith is hardly fragile but under eugene’s brushes he seems like a precious thing, and the pink blush, the lipgloss, the lashes…
well they are not helping
and they have a sing-off, of course they do, the theater nerds
but it slowly slips into a duet
he clears his throat and puts the final touches to keith’s wig
at the party, they definitely make heads turn, two absolutely gorgeous tall boys in drag, as elphaba and glinda
and the party is the furthest thing away from boring
because green lipstick meets pink somewhere in one of the numerous bathrooms of the mansion
and keith holds eugene like a handprint on his heart
