#em-sta

[fuck-customers]

Manager: mam, please pull your mask up Lady, with her mask not covering her nose: IT IS UP, YOURE A HORRIBLE MANAGER Manager: aww, thank you :) you’re a horrible customer :)) Me: 👀👀👀👀

[iceywrites]

Oooo from the prompt thingy, asheiji-angst-#12? 👀

12. "Holding everything in doesn't help, you know."

This Japanese man thinks that he's smart. He thinks that if he smiles a lot, he'll convince Ash that he's fine. He thinks that Ash doesn't see him go into the bathroom and come out with puffy eyes. He thinks that Ash doesn't see the dread painted all over the inkette's face when he has to leave the condo. Idiot!

Ash plays along with the charade. He's hoping Eiji will talk to him, mostly because he doesn't know how to initiate that kind of conversation.

But that night, he hears muffled cries from the other bed. He gets up and heads there.

"Eiji?" He sits on the edge of the bed.

Eiji stops breathing for a second. "Yes, Ash?"

The Japanese man then tries to wipe off his tears but Ash places his hand on top of forearm in a plea to stop.

"What's happening?"

"N-nothing?" His voice trembles a bit.

Ash sighs. "Holding everything in doesn't help, you know."

Eiji's lip wobbles as he bites it. Tears freely flow down his eyes. He's struggling to form coherent sentences in English. "He... He died in my hands, Ash." He chokes on a sob.

Ash wraps an arm around Eiji's shoulders like Shorter used to hug him when he hated his life to the extent of not wanting to live anymore. He holds Eiji tightly, like a promise that he won't let anything happen to the inkette as long as he's alive.

Ash gulps down the his own sorrow which is trying out break free from the confines of his ribs. His heart is aching. He just wants to see Shorter again.

"Why did you save me?! You should have saved Shorter! I can not even help you with anything?!" Eiji is shuddering in his arms.

"He would've hated me if I hadn't saved you." Ash answers softly. "And he would've faced a deathless death. That drug would've fucked him up completely; he wouldn't be Shorter after that."

Eiji burries his head in Ash's chest, as if hiding himself there. "This should not have happened!"

Eiji cries and tells Ash about their friendship and how Shorter was always there for him and he failed to reciprocate that comittment. Ash doesn't say anything; he just listens. Tears flow down from the Japanese man's eyes till the exhaustion overwhelms the sorrow of losing a friend.

And only after he's certain that Eiji has slept, he mourns the loss of his friend. He occupies a corner in the large condo - he doesn't know which room - and holds his knees close to his chest.

The large dark room - not even once - fails to remind him that now he's all alone.

Shorter...

[phandomphightclub]

Round 2 Match 4: @em-sta vs. @shinyspooks

Writer: @dannyphandump

“Oh look, it’s the winner of the bake-off round,” Tali said as the next two phighters entered the ring.

“Bake-off?”  Technus scoffed.  “You could have a bake-off, but no video game tournament?”

“I think one of the rounds was a video game tournament, kind of.  Pretty sure there was Mario Kart involved.  Which personally victimized Nick somehow.”

“F,” Technus said.

“F,” Danny agreed automatically, before realizing what he was doing.

“Anyway!  First up in Match 4, from the Far Frozen, she’s a kindred spirit with good taste in instruments: it’s Em-sta!”

Em-sta dooted her kazoo as she waved to the cheering crowd.

“Oh no, there’s another one.”  Danny groaned, but Tali just laughed.

“And her opponent from the Temporal Domain, bringing her Time Scarf and airpods back into the ring: It’s Shinyspooks, aka Lyna!”

Lyna threw her scarf over her shoulder with a flourish.

“PHIGHT!”

“GET ‘EM!”  Lyna said.  Get-em.  Get Em.  Because she was getting Em… Tali laughed too much at their own incredibly stupid pun.

The time scarf obeyed the command, unfurling to wrap around Em’s neck.

“No!”  She pulled at the soft fabric as the colors around began to fade to black and white.  Because that’s what happens when you get sent back in time, obviously.

But Em still had one trick left up her sleeve.  She managed to raise her kazoo to her lips.

Every Time We Touch buzzed from the tiny instrument.  Sparks flew from Lyna’s airpods.

“But… but that’s my song!”  Lyna wailed.

“Not anymore!”  Em cackled as the scarf loosened.  Color bled back into the stadium.

The airpods exploded, bathing Lyna in smoke that knocked her unconscious.

Em dooted her kazoo at the same time Tali did to end the match.

“Shinyspooks is unable to battle! Em-sta wins!”

[lexosaurus]

Got malk?

I woke up to 23 new asks, all of them some variation of milk.

Y’all are CANCELLED I’m revoking your internet cards go sit in time-out.

[rubberhoze]

🎨👀

55BAA9 !

[dalv-co-official]

Are you hiring more interns or employees? I would like to apply for a position blease 👌🏻👌🏻

Hello, 

This is Luke from communications. James has granted me coronership over this blog for work relating questions considering he is dead and therefore no longer working here at Dalv-Co. Not to mention on his quest for revenge against Vlad. 

We are in fact hiring! We have several openings in various departments, including the internship that James previously held. 

Hope to hear from you soon! 

Luke 

[dannyphandump]

Got milk?

my mom is cancelling my milk privileges in january 2020 and im not ok

[fuck-customers]

I just had this lady and her kid ask me for a refill in the kid’s souvenir cup. I asked the kid if she could take the lid off so I could fill it and not 0.5 seconds go by and the mom snaps at the kid: “you’re so useless to me, why do I even bother blah blah” literally yelling at this kid. I felt SO bad for the kid, I wanted to hug her and tell her she’s not useless. No one is useless except for that lady who screams at children