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partly a rp blog ig but mostly just bs at this point. i use too many acronyms

[dalv-co-official]

is someone queuing up my one dannyapocalypse post year after year or are you guys digging it up on your own

[dalv-co-official]

i haven't posted on this blog in several years. but without a doubt, every april 3, that one goddamn deep fried meme gets pulled up from the depths and carted around like achilles parading the dead body of hector. does someone have it queued every year? do y'all just randomly stumble upon it? never change danny phandom.

[lexosaurus]

v small part of the dp iceberg, but dalv-co brings fond memories

You’re right, I’d forgotten about this! Will add!

[dalv-co-official]

oh hey i forgot about me too

[cartoongirl-deactivated20230207]

Pretend to be Amity Parkers in the notes

I want to see this hot mess

[qoinghost]

with everyone posting their spotify wrapped playlists rn i just want to make this clear: i dont fuck with ANYONE who supports embers music career. i understand that her songs are catchy. i do. but i feel like everyone ignores that shes super problematic?!! i do not support her and will not be supporting you if you do.

[wastefulreverie]

@qoinq-qhost​ yeah yeah but consider: ember’s music slaps. I mean maybe she’s tried to brainwash and kill people a few times but like. what major hollywood musician hasn’t done that?? are you just saying we shouldn’t listen to any popular music now?? plus, she’s also an independent label so she’s less problematic than most big name artists anyway. get out with your toxic mindset and let people listen to what they want to. ember I will remember always <<33

[lexosaurus]

No surprise to see that toxic word salad coming from @wastefulreverie who, after checking out their blog, thinks the Box Ghost is just a funny harmless guy! Anyone who supports Box and thinks he’s just a funny guy is perpetuating the toxic masculine culture that makes men think it’s hilarious if they’re aggressive and harass and assault people when they don’t get their way.

Smh go touch some grass and get morals, sweetie. Next time maybe you won’t stan such horrible, abusive people <33

[dalv-co-official]

d̶o̵ ̶y̸o̴u̶ ̷k̵n̴o̷w̴ ̸h̷o̸w̵ ̷h̵a̸r̷d̷ ̷i̷t̵ ̷i̶s̸ ̷t̵o̴ ̶h̴a̴v̵e̷ ̴a̵ ̸w̸o̷r̴k̷i̵n̵g̴ ̶c̸a̴r̴e̴e̴r̵ ̸a̶s̸ ̴a̸ ̷g̵h̴o̷s̴t̷?̸ ̶w̸h̷y̵ ̴a̷r̴e̶ ̸w̸e̶ ̵t̴a̵r̴g̸e̷t̷i̴n̵g̶ ̸e̶m̸b̸e̸r̸,̸ ̵a̶ ̸f̸r̴e̸e̴l̷a̴n̴c̸e̷ ̶e̴n̸t̸e̶r̵t̶a̵i̶n̸e̸r̵ ̶j̸u̷s̸t̴ ̶t̷r̵y̵i̶n̸g̵ ̵t̷o̵ ̴g̸e̷t̷ ̵b̵y̴ ̵w̵h̶e̴n̴ ̶c̶a̵p̴i̷t̶a̷l̸i̴s̷m̵ ̵i̶s̴ ̷t̶h̵e̵ ̸r̶e̸a̷s̶o̶n̵ ̵t̸h̶e̶ ̸m̸u̵s̶i̴c̶ ̷i̸n̵d̸u̷s̴t̴r̶y̴ ̴i̴s̶ ̵s̶o̸ ̶c̸o̵r̶r̸u̴p̴t̵ ̷i̵n̸ ̶t̴h̴e̸ ̵f̷i̴r̷s̶t̴ ̷p̵l̷a̶c̶e̷?̷ ̴

[dalv-co-official]

[dalv-co-official]

have my humble offering

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

why are we bringing back old food discourse. why am i seeing posts about oatmeal and arguing about soup on my dash in the year of our lord 2021

[verdanturf]

why argue soup? its sacred broth makes body warm. and heart. there's nothing to discuss.

[reallydumbdannyphantomaus]

i mean, you're not wrong, but apparently some other people on this hellsite really enjoy being wrong about stuff like this

[horrendoushag]

hi I’m jess and I don’t like soup

[dalv-co-official]

bitch

[constellaj]

what if we just gave danny phantom normal ship names like we were a regular fucking fanbase

[constellaj]

ok everyone shut up we WILL do this but only for the ships that matter ie the ones i care about:

danny x tucker: Fentfole

danny x dash: Dandash

dash x kwan: Kwandash

danny x kwan (this ones for you bug): Kwandan

sam x paulina: Samlina

paulina x kwan: Kwanlina

sam x princess dorathea: Samdora

sam x ember: Sember

sam x valerie: Samval

danny x valerie (I GUESS.): Dannerie

vlad x jack: Vladjack

walker x bullet: Bullwalk

skulker x technus: Skulktech

penelope spectra x desiree: Spectriree or Despect

johnny 13 x kitty: Johnkit or 13

is that so fucking hard

[lexosaurus]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

[dalv-co-official]

Mr. Masters, there are fires on three different floors, the coffee machine exploded in one of the break rooms, and the ectoplasmic residue that was left after the last failed attempt to invent tech better than the Fenton's is still everywhere, and the Health and Safety inspector is here. What do we do?

Ah yes, I will overshadow them take care of it.

[katphantom69]

Vlad you hoe, overshadowing people can't be ur go to solution all the time!

[dalv-co-official]

I cannot begin to explain to you how little I care about your opinions.

[dalv-co-official]

Mr. Masters, there are fires on three different floors, the coffee machine exploded in one of the break rooms, and the ectoplasmic residue that was left after the last failed attempt to invent tech better than the Fenton's is still everywhere, and the Health and Safety inspector is here. What do we do?

Ah yes, I will overshadow them take care of it.

[floq]

I feel that every danny phantom fan has their own rebooted version of the show in their head and that’s the version they consider canon. There’s no exception to this rule.

[dalv-co-official]

Hey James, tp Vlad's office

g̸e̶͝ņ͝ìu͠s̷͟

[dalv-co-official]

was talking about a julie and the phantoms/danny phantom crossover

[dalv-co-official]

Hello Vlad how are you?

t͢h̴̢e͡r̷͢e̴̛ ̀į͢ş͘ ̷͡n̸o̷͘ ̀͞v̡͟ĺa͡͞d̶̡.͠ ̴̡ơ͟n̨ļ̀y̴ ͏͢i͠,̶̛ ̶͞j̵͟ą͝m̷è̷s͢ ͝t͞h̕e̢ ̀͝i͏n̶̨ţe͢r̡n͏

[dalv-co-official]

Hang on what's the transcendence au? I don't interact with the fandom much, but I am part of it and am curious as to whatever the hell that angst train is

@transcendence-au for all your needs

basically, in the final fight with bill cipher, bill manages to merge his power with dipper. bill dies, dipper "dies", and alcor the dreambender is formed: a demon who's power only seems to be growing

of course, there's a LOT more. like seriously. this au spans thousands of years. and i'm obsessed w it

[dalv-co-official]

there's not enough danny phantom x gravity falls transcendence au crossover fics. like. the POTENTIAL of two no-longer-humans who both "died" at young ages with immense power and can just as easily be corrupted........both fandoms having heavy crack and heavy angst potential............i must be fed

[dalv-co-official]

You know Vlad is a capitalist bc he didn't stop taking money after his bank heists. It's always gotta a chess match with this guy. Make it look like he earned it or got it from a friend/relative. Ignoring his ridiculous conglomerate of a company.

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