1. Gives nose/forehead kisses
Narcissa. She has more of a romantic streak than Emma does. Once they get comfortable with each other it’s common for Narcissa to kiss on Emma’s face randomly.
Emma, for sure. Narcissa gets jealous but she’s the type to not mention anything because that’s just the way she is. Emma is a lot more vocal about her jealousy.
3. Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Narcissa. She’s not one to drink too often and when she does, it is very rare to see her drunk.
4. Takes care of on sick days
Both of them would take care of the other when sick. Of course, they also would probably both have a house elf do the actual work, but they would both be at the other’s side.
5. Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Emma. Narcissa would never drag anybody anywhere.
6. Gives unprompted massage
Emma would do it more often, but Cissa sneaks one in every now and then.
If, for whatever reason, they were going to take a car they would probably take a limo or something equally expensive, so neither one would be driving or riding shotgun.
8. Brings the other lunch at work
Narcissa would not be a happy person if she worked, so it would probably be her.
9. Has the better parental relationship
Narcissa. She’s not very good at discipline and babies the children too much. She leaves that up to Emma.
10. Tries to start role-playing in bed
Emma mostly, but Cissa would if she were in the right mood.
11. Embarrassingly drunk dancer
NARCISSA DEFINITELY. She doesn’t get drunk often, but when she does it’s typically just her and Emma so she feels comfortable enough to let loose.
12. Still cries watching Titanic
Both of them, like babies.
13. Firmly believes in couples costumes
Neither one, really, but if one did it would be Narcissa.
14. Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
They would never have this rule to begin with.
15. Makes the other eat breakfast
I think they would both make the other if they noticed that they weren’t eating.
16. Remembers anniversaries
Both remember literally every important date.
17. Brings up having kids
Narcissa. It’s the ultimate expression of love, in her opinion.