#email memes

[sleepy-bebby]

Boring: warm regards, kind regards, stay safe, have a good day, thanks, awaiting your reply

Interesting, eye catching, fun, unapologetically cringe:

[jonesylium]

Them: i hope this email finds you well

How the email finds me:

[rainbow-femme]

“Hey I read your email and I’ve got some questions”

All of your questions were addressed in the email

[lacangreja09]

[sleepy-bebby]

Gmail when you login from another device

[williamvapespeare]

What do I want for my 30th birthday? Just a cold email from every creative I admire praising my worth, skill, and virtue??

[thehauntingofjulia]

anyway my local member of parliament sent me a bunch of memes via email today

[askmalcolmtucker]

Email Memes

Sam sent me this this mornin' - she said it would prove 'interesting' to my minions. Personally I think it's a load of utter wank but if it keeps ye happy who am I tae say no?

What is your favourite perfume/aftershave?

Armani Code

What is your least favourite food?

Fuckin’ SPAM

If you could have any job in the world – what would it be?

One where I’m paid vast amounts of money to do absolutely fuck all

What is your favourite colour?

Grey

Tell us one weird fact about yourself.

I’m a shapeshifter

Do you have a favourite car make/type?

Aston Martin DB9

If you could visit any place in the world – where would it be?

Mass fuckin’ grave of all the people who piss me off