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to: [email protected]
Dear D,
You know me, Im a high-tech gal . I believe pigeons and creepy letters are sort of underneath me at this point , but thank you for the suggestion . i'll highly consider it ( not ).
Not to be rude but a subpoena sounds more like a problem for you than for me if it comes down to it . ( yes, i asked the bosses . )
So in the meanwhile , lets try to stay civil since we'll be seeing each other again .
How you been since they let u go ? Good I hope ?
Not so respectfully ,
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To: Charlie Masud <[email protected]>
Subject: Roommate Questionnaire
1. Are you a smoker? If so, how often do you smoke, and do you smoke indoors or outdoors primarily? I am not a 'regular' smoker, but I will partake in a cigarette on occasion or if stressed. This occurs once or twice a week, at most. Always outdoors.
2. Are you sexually active? If so, how often do you partake in sexual activity? This question is relevant only so that I may know how often I may have to make other arrangements to not be in our living space together while you are otherwise entertaining. Note- if I deem your activity too high I may reject your application on the grounds that I do want to live in the space we will both inhabit. No, I am not sexually active, but I will let you know if that changes.
3. Do you have any specific allergies and/or medications to treat them? (ie: Do you need an epipen for bee stings or animal dander? Do you have adverse reactions to certain detergents I should know about?) My only known allergy is to penicillin, which I doubt you will have to worry about. I do not carry medication for this allergy.
4. Do you partake in recreational drugs regularly enough for it to be considered an addiction? If so- please end this questionnaire now. No.
5. What is your age? Twenty, since March 28.
6. What is your occupation/monthly income? I’m a host at Barnacle Brew and my income is approximately $1440 per month.
7. Have you ever attended college? If so- which one? Yes. I was/am a student at Whitman College in Walla Walla, Washington. I am currently taking part-time courses at Southport State University.
8. Do you have a preference for a certain wattage of light bulbs? No, but I do believe that energy conservation is important and should be considered when purchasing light bulbs.
9. What is your policy on plants? (Example: do you prefer a fern or a ficcus? Or are you a cactus lover?) I love plants. Ferns are lovely but cacti are also quite nice. Outside or inside, I don’t mind them as long as they’re cared for. I am willing to help care for them, if need be.
10. Are you strongly interested in politics? I don’t usually follow them, no.
11. If you were a color what color would you be and why? If you are within 590nm please end this questionnaire. If you do not know what 590nm is, I suggest using the google search engine. I think I would go with cyan (that’s 520–490 nm) because it has the calming nature of a blue hue, but also the interesting, lively tinge of a green. Also, it is simply a pleasant color.
12. What type of television shows do you like? I’m into crime shows such as Bones and Blacklist, science shows like Mythbusters, history and science documentaries, and some sci-fi/action series.
13. Followup to the television question: do you prefer cable or dish or neither? (Netflix is an acceptable response). No preference, but Netflix is my primary source for television.
14. Is silence something that makes you uncomfortable? No.
15. What are your hobbies? Stargazing, tinkering with things, listening to music, video games, reading, and comics.
16. Would you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? Do you assert your opinion? I would consider myself an introvert, though I do try to be clear about my opinions.
17. Scenario: I do something to anger you. Will you a) confront me, b) passive aggressively take revenge, or c) do nothing to make your feelings known? A. I doubt my confrontation will be aggressive, but I do like to discuss bothersome matters when they come up rather than ignore them.
18. What chores do you habitually do around your living environment now/what would you be willing to take on when in our living space? I am quite used to doing all kinds of chores (cleaning, cooking, laundry, etc.) and would be willing to take them on in our living space.
19. Are you in college? If so- what degree are you seeking? If you answer with a degree in a type of science, I will extend my help to you as a tutor if need be. Yes. I am pursuing an undergraduate degree in Astrophysics, currently.
20. Do you mind if a random female were to enter our living space with their own key and possibly rearrange the furniture in our absence due to her being an obsessive compulsive decorator? As long as my telescope positioning is not altered, I will not be bothered.
21. Did you find this questionnaire difficult to answer? If so, please state what about it was hard to follow. Your feedback is appreciated. No, it was quite simple.
22. If I do accept your answers to your application, how soon would you be able to move in? Immediately.
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Ash McCrory
Whitman College/Southport State Univeristy
Astrophysics Major
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