#embarassing memory

[ihaveneverhadahotpocket]

When that one embarrassing memory from 6th grade hits you 15 years later out of nowhere

[rxnpo-1]

If you randomly think of embarrasing things from the past here’s how to fix that:

Don;t do anything embarassing. Know everything you do or say was all what was intended because you’re awesome and that wasn’t embarassing for you because that was just your way of being a fucking Q U E E N // K I N G // B O S S

[pankite]

10 cuz I already know the answer to 4 〜(￣▽￣〜)

Oh get off my back about that!

10. Embarassing Memory

This one time I had gotten off work an hour later then usual. Since I work night shift, I was super fucking tired and I had to walk forty five minutes back to the house before I could go to sleep.

So I was walking along and I had closed my eyes in a blink. Turns out, I had my eyes closed for halfway down a block and I walked smack into a stop sign. I had literally sleep walked into a stop sign!

To make matters worse? A police cruiser stopped me and asked if I was intoxicated. Thankfully, I was in my uniform and they recognized me from the last time a fight broke out in the hotel. The woman was super nice about it and reassured me that everyone’s done what I did before…

I know better but it was still nice of her to try to stop my cheeks from catching fire.