#embarassing story

[spoonful116]

I remember senior year of high school, people asking if they were a top or bottom. My asexual ass thought it was about bunk beds because we were going to dorms soon.

My answer was bottom because I was always afraid of falling off

[kingoftieland]

Hugh Jackman DIDN’T KNOW wolverines were REAL ANIMALS! 🐾

[bipolarmango]

Today I had to call an ambulance because of my upper back muscle strain that kicked in out of blue and within less than 30 seconds blocked most of my air intake to the point where I was about to pass out when on my bsck on the floor. Long story short: I had to call 112 (the European 911) and these handsome paramedics had to break into my apartment during a national holiday when I was laying on the floor unableto move, my anxious dog laying on top of me and stress-peeing on me when the door was kicked in, and on the background there was a local song on a fucking repeat (thanks Alexa for getting stuck and not reacting to anything) that goes like "yeah you've got a big penis but I don't really care about it // oh you take pics of your big penis and sent them to me // lol I think your penis is only big in the photoshoped pics // anyway I don't open my legs"'. The song of course kept playing the whole time when the two handsome paramedic guys gave me muscle relaxants via IV and of course my poor anxious dog ran to bathroom and was peeing in there the whole time because of stressssss.

Why is this my life? Why

[xxlovelylittlekitten]

Okay, so funny/embarrassing story lol...

we were cuddling for the first time and I fell asleep but he woke me up and said [something along the lines of]

“you’re snoring in my ear..”

and i just

hid my face...lol

in hindsight, it was the position i fell asleep in because this happens rarely anymore.

[ravenhilarious]

i was sitting in class doing schoolwork on my computer and then I opened a new task in a new internet tab, but I accidentally clicked on the wrong tab, which was a youtube video, but not any youtube video, it was the moment in Sanders Sides where they all go to Virgil’s room and he pops up and they all start screaming, and the video started playing, the sound was on, and that was really embarrassing, please help me hide in a hole

[maraleestuff]

if you ever feel embarrassed for however you've acted around a crush just remember I tried to secretly take a picture of my crush

In the middle of class

With the flash on

I honestly dont blame him for not talking to me

[newlanderfansquad]

Most hard-core Lost Boys fans have seen this photo, but no one seems to know the story behind it. Jamison told me this story when I met him...

Jamison: “This was taken at a Halloween party! You can see in my arms there, I've got this tinfoil helmet. I thought it was fancy-dress so I went as an astronaut and made a helmet out of tinfoil. But when I got there, the Coreys were dressed all cool and stuff and I was just wearing this stupid white thing. I felt like such a dork. And I had to carry around the helmet for the rest of the night.”

[chibiyanai]

Imagine being married to Tom Hiddleston and while he is a guest on the Graham Norton Show, you suddenly appear in the ‘Big Red Chair’ to tell an embarrassing story about your “at the time fiancé, now husband” and him getting so embarrassed that he pulls the lever before you finish the story x’D

@kandomeresbitch @welcome-to-fangirl-hell @wickednerdery