#embarrassing things

[siriuslygay1981]

Embarrassing things I think happened to the marauders (based off of what has happened to me) part 1 (Now dubbed embarrassing things, a mini series.)

James (Maybe Remus) drinks a milk shake but it does that thing where it sticks to the bottom in like a block. When it gets unstuck it falls on his face and covers from the top of his glasses to his chin. ( He does this in front of at least three people.)

[formulaonedirection]

I’m just curious about how much money Lawrence invests into his kids hobbies. Like is he gonna go buy a record label now? Cause he bought a F1 team for Lance

You see I'm personally wondering if he would like to be excluded from the narrative like love + light to women but I feel like if he was bankrolling this it would be a more serious endeavour. Like it's SO badly produced AND badly written??? Her voice is not the issue like there's so many pop girls with just passing voices but huge BANGER-RANGERS so if Lawrence can create an F1 team for Lance, he could've put a phone call in to like. Joel Little. So at the quality it is I simply do not think he's involved!

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

Whats the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to you

Like noel

Noel from Deltarune? (That's the first person I think of with that name, lol.)

Most embarrassing thing... I can think of a lot of silly little moments of embarrassment, like burping or farting in public, or forgetting the name of a family friend I've met many times, or feeling so stressed or emotional I ugly cry in front of people I'm not used to being vulnerable around... but I can't really think of the most embarrassing thing ever, something that that stands above the rest and still sticks to me to this day. :P I think because I just try to forget about them after they happen.

[neonponders]

“Embarrassing things” the boys have done.

Steve got dared at a party to wash his hair with yogurt. That’s not the embarrassing part. His hair was fine and smelled like strawberries afterward. Then he laughed so hard about it that he tripped and almost lost a tooth to Sarah Conaway’s back patio.

Billy came with a kiss. Just a kiss. Yes, they’d already been watching porn. Yes, it was three-some porn. Yes, it was the same conversation in which Steve learned Billy likes men and specifically Steve. He came. Shut up about it.

Steve bought watermelon flavored condoms. When Billy asked why, Steve said that he remembered how Billy’s allergic to strawberries. This is true, Billy is allergic to strawberries, but fruit isn’t used in condom flavoring. That’s the day they discovered he’s allergic to real strawberries and fake watermelon flavoring. Steve holds his hand the whole time in the doctor’s office and takes the week off from work to spoil that poor man rotten.

[blodreina-noumou]

here’s some latenight shitposting for you (general content warning for drug abuse (marijuana, and remember I’m 27):

the first time I watched s3, I was housesitting for a friend. weed had recently been legalized in my state, and I was alone. the friend had left me some weed in exchange for watching her house and taking care of her dogs. I went way overboard, I won’t elaborate, I ain’t that stoner, but I was much higher than I ever should have been by myself. I was fine, though, because s3 was incredibly entertaining to me at that point. 

I’m watching 3x04, high as hell, and it gets to the moment where the singer is performing in Trigedasleng. I’m head over heels for the conlang at this point, so I’m completely enthralled. this absolutely incorrect thought occurs to me, blinding me with its truth in clarity in that way that only happens when you’re stupidly stoned:

“wow.......they did every single song in this show..........in Trigedasleng”

I don’t think I need to remind y’all that only like 2% of this show’s soundtrack is in Trig, and they were original songs.

for a full 3 hours, I was convinced that every single one of those moments, from “Radioactive” to “A Thousand Eyes” had been recorded for the show in Trig, like Simlish songs in The Sims

[clopinthejester]

So I've now seen Descendants 1 and 2 and on my way to see 3 so now two things are happening

There's totally gonna be a Descendants verse for clopin coming up so stay tuned

And two!

My brain has forced me to create an entire side story about Harry and Jay and I hate myself for it. I've even already put in songs! God dammit

[pointless-letters]

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