“Hey Sparky, light me a cigarette, will you?”
A doodle I drew yesterday in honor of my stupid stupid boy’s birthday. In his native campaign, Ember is an anxious depressed incel mess going through a bisexual panic. In ravnica world, @ccervidae ‘s Sandro Cassiano, dhampir from an influential orzhov vampire crime family, fixes that for him. Ember will still have the bisexual panic later but first he is going to convince himself that Sandro (and himself) are straight and normal and just guys being bros.
It’s important to me that you know that Sandro bought Ember’s whole outfit because whatever Ember was wearing before was not slutty enough. Ember went along with it because obviously a Cassiano has certain standards, this must just be par for the course if he’s going to run with Sandro.














