#emberose

[demoncatdoesart]

- Beef constantly worries about Emerich. Emerich likes being carried around by a big muscular man. They are so unbelievably awkward with each other.

- Montrose thinks Emerich is pathetic but he likes being in charge so that’s fine by him. Emerich thinks Montrose is the coolest guy ever and gets flustered talking to him. They take turns yapping at each other.

- Beef thinks Montrose is a heartless idiot but he’s into that. Montrose thinks Beef is too much of a buzzkill but admires his passion. They bicker a lot and there’s so much tension.

[henclair]

DIVERSITY WIN! the theme park is now under the influence of an unethical old man polycule

[cookie-nom-nom]

This one scene. Did so much for my polycule head-canon AND my Ace Emerich head-canon.

[henclair]

we need more fanart of the deeply unethical old man crime polycule being homosexual together

[demoncatdoesart]

Sometimes a family can be a has-been arm wrestler, an autistic ghost mechanic, an old masked man with tusks for a hand, that man’s half reverse Batman/half shrek boyfriend, and their sons Toddzilla, the buff guy from the sex tv show, the default grandpa, their fake sons: the dead one and the guy they have locked in their gamer basement, and all of hardlight nation.

[henclair]

scott boldflex and his three dads who don’t know that they’re in a polyamorous relationship

[cookie-nom-nom]

Montrose pretty looked at Beef Going Through It tm and said ‘I could make him worse but that sounds like effort so I’m going to eat popcorn and give vague encouragement from the sidelines while he spirals downward’

Emerich looked at Beef Going Through It tm and said ‘maybe if I show him skiing videos he’ll feel better’

[henclair]

montrose: *takes off his mask*

beef: *softly gasps* score

(beef punchley is into older men and has just discovered he is the youngest in his polycule)