#poppycule

[demoncatdoesart]

- Beef constantly worries about Emerich. Emerich likes being carried around by a big muscular man. They are so unbelievably awkward with each other.

- Montrose thinks Emerich is pathetic but he likes being in charge so that’s fine by him. Emerich thinks Montrose is the coolest guy ever and gets flustered talking to him. They take turns yapping at each other.

- Beef thinks Montrose is a heartless idiot but he’s into that. Montrose thinks Beef is too much of a buzzkill but admires his passion. They bicker a lot and there’s so much tension.

[therottenkingsreckoning]

which ship should I draw first for pride month?

Swirlybug¹

Franklydear

Sunflower²

PBJ Polycule³

Weeddog⁴

Nightrain⁵

Voting ended onJun 1

1. Howdy & Wally's qpr

2. Julie x Sally

3. Poppy x Bea x Jaya (my oc)

4. Barbie (transfem Barnaby) x Jonesy (which is also bi4bi)

5. Franny x Rachel (my other oc)

[boydykedevo]

The Steeplechase crew are all legally married and it is for this ^^^ reason

[henclair]

DIVERSITY WIN! the theme park is now under the influence of an unethical old man polycule

[manxmoss]

More steeplechase (the mask stays ON during—)

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Montrose Pretty: Say, I’m bored. Fellas, what do you say we make out?

Beef Punchley: Okay why not.

Emerich Dreadway: I’m sorry?!

[do-you-ship-this-taz-ship]

do you ship beef punchley / emerich dreadway / montrose pretty? (taz: steeplechase)

Yes, romantically

Yes, platonically/queerplatonically

Yes, they've hooked up

Neutral

No, I don't ship it

They're divorced

Voting ended onAug 29, 2024

Propaganda: Heist team slash old man yaoi polycule. They were casually married through all of Steeplechase, it just never came up

[anistarrose]

here's what i think: beef is aro-allo, emerich is allo-ace, montrose is down for anything. beef-emerich qpr, montrose and emerich dating, beef and montrose fucking. and yet they're not even the unlikeliest polycule in steeplechase, because whatever's going on with darla, gravel, and shlabethany exists

[cookie-nom-nom]

guys the way the poppycule IMMEDIATELY jumped to calling the nanofather Daddy the second they met. Guards, add this man to the old dude polycule at once!