"I keep waiting for something to happen." + "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita!" + "Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?" + "Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging."
➸ “I keep waiting for something to happen.”
C’mon, you’re Emilee Darling. You don’t have to wait for anything, go out and fuck shit up. Not that you’re gonna fuck anything up, but—you know what I mean. Hey, you know what? Let’s go, right now. Let’s go make something happen.
➸ “Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita!“
The only time you’re allowed to say that around me’s when A, you’re drunk, B, I’m drunk, or C, Drew’s drunk and we’re making fun of him.
➸"Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?”
Shut up, I’m gonna win. Yo—fuck, what was that? Look.
Got ‘em.
➸ “Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging.”
Let’s bang.








