Drarry headcanons: social media :~)
honestly it is long past time social media draco is given life outside of our texts.
headcanon context: draco crosses over into the muggle world as like a wealthy eccentric who goes instantly viral across social media and tweets/posts in constant danger of breaking the statute of secrecy. it's all content like: cooking videos where he sets a microwave on fire repeatedly and thinks that's how it's supposed to work, ignoring repeated comments explaining it; becoming entrenched in gay twitter; getting into constant feuds with people like chrissy teigen or piers morgan; vlogging a skincare routine that involves powdered unicorn horn that everyone wants to buy; posting regular thirst traps; becoming a devoted goop follower; etc.
harry is the unfortunate ministry worker assigned to make sure draco doesn't break the statute of secrecy
in effect, harry winds up repeatedly covering draco's tracks as he breaks the statute weekly if not daily. harry also gains control of draco's DMs, blocking people constantly sliding in while draco bemoans the fact that everyone else manages to use the internet to get laid, so why isn't it working for him? harry deletes so, so many dick pics.
he also manages to talk draco out of things like going to space, going to the bottom of the ocean, joining most cults, and so on
obviously they fall in love over the course of this arrangement, and harry features heavily in draco's content, helping further his accidental influencer career mostly by wandering in the background of vlogs and interrupting draco's dramatic rants about the growing scarcity of powdered unicorn horn to call him a git. they vlog their wedding and draco cries not only because it's an emotional day but mostly because gwyneth shows up.
