#emo nephew

[nitrousgaz]

[heyguysitschels]

My internet friend just woke me up, she was continuously ringing my phone, when I picked up, I heard her crying and when I asked, "what's wrong?", she replied with a catch in her throat, "I had a dream about me being in Star Wars and Kylo and Poe were fighting over me, I had to choose!!!" I didn't know what to say apart from, "Who to choose, a badass guy who used to have a nice jacket or Luke Skywalker's emo nephew?" To which she cleared her throat and declared, "I'm choosing the emo nephew, you can have Poe." And hung up.