#empuratta

[photobombingcryptid]

@empuratta​

[forgedcold]

@empuratta​

You didn't drink yours

“No. I should have poured it over your helm.”

[reflectionbound]

empuratta replied to your post: → based on this. ← @empuratta said: is that...

Isn’t it you who finds it easier to reach me through a dating sim, or is the real stuff too much for you.

     “ I find it a lot easier to just shut you off when I’m tired of listening to you. ”

[partycopter]

Have you got any other deliveries for me?

Do you want some perfume? It's not a delivery, but I got extra, and it smells pretty good.

[polyhexianchicken]

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Wouldn't you like to know Bunny Boy

[ask-smokescreen]

Smokescreen, I have finished the latest drink I was talking about. I researched Earth drinks for inspiration, and decided to add unheated popcorn to resemble this "boba tea". The liquid itself is unchanged, with the addition of filtered energon mixed into grape juice. Give it a try.

That... Sure sounds like a drink, Shocks!

Hand it over, I'll... Give it a try. But I think boba is usually softer than unpopped corn? I guess the corn is a bit more like ice crystals or something

[photobombingcryptid]

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[polyhexianchicken]

I need you to take this animal ears head accessory and put it on Megatron no matter the cost. It is crucial in saving Cybertron.

"If I manage to pull this off, you owe me a drink, mech."

He's just. Going to take that accessory and try and figure out the best course of not dying the process of doing that.