I Will Have Rung’s Eyebrows

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[polyhexianchicken]

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[polyhexianchicken]

"Oho it's ON!

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[photobombingcryptid]

With the worst of the rain over, Blaze approaches him with an emergency bottle already in hand.

"I got the whole thing recorded. Let's hit the bar, I wanna show it to you."

[polyhexianchicken]

"That was way longer than the others, right?"

Whirl wheezed as he moved, voice filled with static, pushing himself up despite the fact most of his frame feels numb.

Nothing a good drink couldn't fix, of course.

[polyhexianchicken]

I wish more mechs had detachable things like Rung's eyeglasses or Minimus' mustache. Imagine the collection I could start from so many mechs by stealing their things.

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

"Too bad you can't take Roddy's mustache. He draws his on with a Sharpie. But, you can probably tease him that it's not symmetrical."

@hottest-ride

[hottest-ride]

"Is havin' a fake stache my legacy now?"

[polyhexianchicken]

"The only legacy you'll ever be known by."

[polyhexianchicken]

I wish more mechs had detachable things like Rung's eyeglasses or Minimus' mustache. Imagine the collection I could start from so many mechs by stealing their things.

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

"Too bad you can't take Roddy's mustache. He draws his on with a Sharpie. But, you can probably tease him that it's not symmetrical."

@hottest-ride

[polyhexianchicken]

"Psh, maybe I could if I see it all wonky... if only he had the gall to get a proper mustache, then my collection could've been larger."

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[ancientforgcd]

[polyhexianchicken]

"I owe you a drink if you can outlast those 6 minutes."

@photobombingcryptid

"Is that a promise?"

[photobombingcryptid]

"The second you reach those clouds, I'm turning on the timer. So yes, it's a promise."

"What are you waiting for?"

[polyhexianchicken]

"Oho it's ON!

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[polyhexianchicken]

@alpha113nredshirteradicon

"I'll clock ya!" Ha-ha! A play on words!

"I'll clock ya!" Ha-ha! A play on words!

There's a short pause as Whirl just stares at Allen, then in an explosion of movement, he swings his arm at Allen, aiming at the mechs torso to throw him aside. What bastard blabbed around about his clock based trauma interests? Did the Decepticons know that??

"Shut up."

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

"I thought you liked clocks??" So yeah, he said it on purpose. But only as a pun. He didn't know clocks were a soft spot to the 'copter.

He moaned as he moved to sit up better. He wasn't going to get all the way up. He didn't want Whirl to think he wanted to fight or take on more punches. He'd stay down.

[polyhexianchicken]

Unfortunately with that comment Whirl is assuming Allen definitely said that on purpose. He isn't offering the mech much of a choice either of staying down, his optic shrinking to pinprick levels of condensed, a claw inching closer to drag Allen upwards towards Whirl's not-face

"Where'd you hear that, who told you that slag?"

A growl underlines his question, all the yelling stopped now, he's speaking... at normal volume.

[polyhexianchicken]

Scrap.. guess he'll have to rope in someone else to at least steal borrow the mustache. He never said about anyone else stealing it after all!

[polyhexianchicken]

Too quiet for Whirl's ego. Oh he is wants that mustache so bad now, his yellow optic large and round angled towards Minimus. Much like a cat who caught sight of its next prey.

"Really? Just the one? Quite a risky choice, don'tcha think, considering the likes of mechs including me on board here."

[idlcspace]

WHIRL MAKES A valid point. It just never really occurred to Minimus to bother getting another mustache in case something were to happen to this one. He hadn't had any incidents that left him mustache-less up until this point... Minus that one time it was knocked off him, but we don't talk about that.

"I WOULD HOPE my friend would grant me mercy and not steal something that is quite important to me, or was I wrong to place my trust in you?"

[polyhexianchicken]

"YOU-. Minimus. You're seriously pulling the friend card on me now?! To spoil my fun? You're cruel beyond reason, I never would've pegged you for that- tsk!! The nerve!"

He's of course not really mad, considering Whirl is just raising his voice a little and isn't threathning violence, how could he? Not on his friend who definitely does not like that. Being called his friend though? Ooh, now that earned a brief delighted flick of the winglets on his shoulders.

Not that he cares about him, pssshh. Nuh uh who said that.

[polyhexianchicken]

Managed to slap this quick sketch out with all of my Whirl's pride pins :)

[polyhexianchicken]

"Holy slag how long have you been standing there?!"

No, Whirl didn't flinch from being startled, that's fake news.

"Psshh c'mon I'm sure you have a spare set lying around I could keep...?"

[idlcspace]

HE'S BEEN STANDING there long enough. Quiet, isn't he? "On the contrary, I only possess the one. I don't make it a habit to lose my mustache all that often, as I'm quite attached to it considering it's usually on my face more often than not."

[polyhexianchicken]

Too quiet for Whirl's ego. Oh he is wants that mustache so bad now, his yellow optic large and round angled towards Minimus. Much like a cat who caught sight of its next prey.

"Really? Just the one? Quite a risky choice, don'tcha think, considering the likes of mechs including me on board here."

[polyhexianchicken]

“Minimus’ mustache is *detachable*?”

@sparkmender

"What, you never knew? Look at this pic I took-"

[polyhexianchicken]

I wish more mechs had detachable things like Rung's eyeglasses or Minimus' mustache. Imagine the collection I could start from so many mechs by stealing their things.

[idlcspace]

"I WOULD PREFER if my mustache were not part of yours- or anyone's collection, thank you."

[polyhexianchicken]

"Holy slag how long have you been standing there?!"

No, Whirl didn't flinch from being startled, that's fake news.

"Psshh c'mon I'm sure you have a spare set lying around I could keep...?"

[polyhexianchicken]

I wish more mechs had detachable things like Rung's eyeglasses or Minimus' mustache. Imagine the collection I could start from so many mechs by stealing their things.

[the1ogrodimus]

the horse has beckoned me.