Alright so I finished my nonsensical family tree type thing that I have (excluding my fankids cause I didn’t have enough space for them on the tree)
Some other headcanons/ideas I have for the family
- Millenial tree is Pangender Pansexual and uses any pronouns but mainly he/him
- Dark Enchantress is an Agendered Asexual Biromantic who uses They/them and it’s/its, but won’t get mad if you use she/her
- White Lilly cookie is a Demigirl lesbian who uses she/her
- Pomgranate cookie is a polyamorous transgirl lesbian who uses she/her, and is in an open relationship princess cookie (who is her only partner as of now) right now who is a cisgender bisexual who uses she/cute. They don’t plan on having children anytime soon, but they do know that theyu’ll need an heir to Princesses throne. Maybe they’ll steal a kid from Birthday ands Licorice
- Windarcher is a cisgender aro spec asexual who uses either no pronouns or they/them aux
- Churro is currently questioning is gender and sexuality but doesn’t plan on disclosing it anytime soon
- Red Velvet is a bigendered gay man who uses mainly he/she, but they/them also works
- Licorice is a cisgender bisexual man who uses he/dead, who is dating Birthday Cake Cookie, a Fem presenting genderfluid pansexual who uses mainly she/her, but they/he is fine,
- Birthday Cake and Licorice adopted Strawberry cream cause they wanted kids, saw them, and was like “sick, free kid”. Strawberry and Custard were just bonus kids cause I headcanon Strawberry crepe and Strawberry to be siblings (cause Yaknow, they both strawberry themed), and Custard is like, Strawberry Crepes best friend (somehow).
- Strawberry crepe is a Demiboy who is most likely AroAce but is still questioning, and uses he/bit. Strawberry cookie is his fraternal twin sister.
- Strawberry cookie is a transgirl biromantic lesbian who uses She/Sweet. Strawberry Crepe is her fraternal twin.
- Custard hasn’t got to thinking about that stuff yet and really does not care at all, but is very support of anyone who has figured that out. Somehow became Bestfriends with Strawberry Crepe cookie
- ok, so basically, to explain the Dark Enchantress and White Lily sibling thing, my brain went “bro, what if they were identical twin, both found out about what cookies were created for at the exact same time, and both wanted to go separate paths with that information” and I fucking ran with it.
- Dark Enchantress and White Lily haven’t spoken to eachother sense then, and don’t plan on speaking anytime in the future, but hey someday these kids are gonna wanna know if they have any family besides eachother, and dark enchantress can only lie to them for so long.
- Dark Enchantress saw Red Velvet and Licorice and went “Sick, free kids” and straight up stole them, it appears to run in the family seeing as Licorice and birthday did the same thing with their kids.
- except Millennial did not know about this, he didn’t mind, but he would’ve also likes a warning before he came to their secret little family house. And found two more kids that weren’t there before.
- Dark Enchantress would’ve done this with the rest of her followers out of impulse, but Millennial Tree decided to become her impulse control before she could. Plus Licorice beat her to adopting strawberry crepe before she’s had the chance to adopt him.
- Dark enchantress and Millennial tree have sort of a, morticia/Gomez type relationship, where they are probably the most functional couple you’ll ever see, and it makes no sense. They also see the whole “light vs dark thing” as a whole cute competition, where the loser has to join the winners side, lots of light teasing when it’s just to themselves and their family.
- the kids on the other hand, literally the least functional set of siblings you’d ever met, always at eachothers throats for the most stupidest of shit,and their parents are like “yep we literally chose this life so we can’t complain”.
- Crepe doesn’t spend much time with strawberry (cause he thinks that she’s kinda a wuss) but does try to keep her company sometimes.
- Custard is confused on his new family but holy shit he’s now technically related to literal gods, he’s not complaining.
- Pomegranate is constantly threatening licorice that she’ll “steal his girl and take the kids” and he is genuinely scared that she will, cause she can. She holds that power over him.
- Licorice and Birthday are also a functional couple but like, in the functional of just “OMG I FUCKIGN LIVE MY GORLFIRND SHE’S THE BEST” and Birthday is just like “I’m very sorry about my boyfriend, he doesn’t mean any harm but he does do this every time he sees me”
- Red Velvet and Churro did not want to be apart of this family in the first place, but hey, as long as no one tries to kill them, they’ll come over to the family dinners.
- Red Velvet thinks he might be connected to Birthday in some way cause of the whole cake thing???? But like, he feels too unsure of it to bring up her ever cause they’re so different, there’s no way they could be connected at all.
- Wind Archer and Churro tend to bond over the fact that the rest of their family use chaotic ands horrible and they wish they were never born into it sometimes.
That’s all I really have tbh, but uuuuuh, if you want you can ask questions about this whole family tree thing and I’m sure I can wrack something up in my brain. Or even better suggest things that you think might work in the au, any other connections/relations, any just general ideas. I’m just, thinking about this au a lot so like, talk to me about it.
