#end the simulation

[simplysnaps]

You Couldn't Get away with making "Men in Black" today

Because that'd be copyright infringement, and you'd probably be issued a cease and desist.

[dreaminterlude]

today i told my students “i don’t know, but that’s a good question” so many times today that i can barely lift my head off my desk now

[thestupidgang]

Out-of-Context Stupid Gang #112

[after Day and Em leave]

Blue: Beela, we’re have to be the ones to curate the content.

Beela: Oh, no, I’m not the funny one though! I just-

Blue: You are the funny one! You’re the one - you’re the one who’s constantly shown on the Tumblr. By far, you’re the one who’s most there.

Beela: Yeah, I don’t know, I think Sunshine’s just obsessed with me.

Beela: I’m like - I - I go onto the Tumblr for the first time in a few days: I see like five post in a row that are just me, and I’m like “they’re in love with me.”

[heartunfailed]

m*x rlly started a joke and ppl are taking it seriously.........i hate,

[jaynasti69]

Off

[jaynasti69]

Breakout the Matrix

[jaynasti69]

Mini Concert Matrix Off pt2

[archduke-trans-ferdinand]

It makes me want to laugh and cry how little money it would actually take for me to just get stable. Just to pay off a couple debts that are forcing me to live paycheck to paycheck, making it so hard for me to even feed myself. Like there are people sitting on more millions of dollars than they’ll ever be able to spend, and I just need like $100 for groceries.

Fuck me I guess.