#endoscopies

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This campaign needs you now

Stop requiring endoscopies before treating chronic tonsillitis

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This campaign needs you now

Stop forcing endoscopies on chronic tonsillitis patients

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How much discomfort does an endoscopy procedure cause?

A person who is about to go for endoscopy surgical treatment may have some concerns. Usually, the most common problem remains whether the patient would suffer from any trouble during the entire procedure or not. Well, according to some of the best gastro doctor in Ludhiana, endoscopies cause minimal pain or no pain at all. In many cases, the patient may not even require anaesthesia. 

Some Types Of Endoscopies

Colonoscopy

Laparoscopy

Thoracoscopy

Cystoscopy

It is highly recommended that you opt for Endoscopy in Ludhiana only at Ludhiana Gastro & Gynae Centre. For any queries regarding this procedure, visit their official website.

Ludhiana Gastro & Gynae Centre

Address: B36, 334-1, Street Number 1, near Indoor stadium, Vikas Nagar, Shaheed Bhagat Singh Nagar, Ludhiana, Punjab 141001

Contact No: 8619018421

Website: https://gastrogynae.com/

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My throat is killing me. Because of the pain from my gallbladder and gallstones during the last two endoscopies, I guess I didn’t feel it as much or at all? So I’m downing tea like it’s my job.

But it’s over! It’s over!!!! *tired relieved laughter*

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Hi. I'm a teen spoonie (used to be mainly psychiatric health problems) and recently I was given a loose diagnosis of IBS for horrible GI symptoms. But since it isn't perfect, they scheduled endoscopies in a few weeks. I'm super nervous. [1/2]

[2/2] I have daily life-hindering emetophobia and panic disorder. The whole thing is one big trigger. Ill be sedated for the whole deal, but theres so much Im anxious about. My Service Dog* (*iT) will be there, I’ll live, I just need to vent. U feel?

Lex says: 

Definitely! Endoscopies and other procedures like that are scary enough without dealing with the added good time of panic disorders and the like. I will say, I’ve had an endoscopy, and they put you in a “twilight” that basically makes you lose your memory. You are technically awake during the procedure, but you’re not really there. I didn’t remember a thing between being rolled into the procedure room to when they asked me if I wanted some toast when I was in recovery. I’m not sure what that’s worth to you, but I’m hoping you’ll have a similar experience, and it won’t be triggering for you. I’m sure having your service animal there for you when you get to recovery will help a lot! I hope it goes smoothly!

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Food Truck Entrepreneur now Providing Endoscopies

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Food Truck Entrepreneur now Providing Endoscopies

Outside Metropolitan Health System –  Let’s face it, hospital cafeteria food is hideous, even when it’s labeled correctly.  That’s why people in scrubs line up every day for the half a dozen food trucks park outside this hospital.  Times have been hard for Sven Kombucha, owner of the Grass Fed Grass food truck, however.  That was even before a health violation for including organic lawn clippings and mulch in his celebrated Green Fiber Smoothie.  Apparently, customers prefer the Refried Refried Refried Beans (no, that’s not a typo) of Wheeled Fryton or Lard Moo Shakes from The Cow Truck.

How Lard Moo Shakes Are Made

The competitor’s only equipment seemed to be a microwave and freezer–quite inferior to the flexible, fiber optic scope used to assure uniform consistency in all Grass Fed Grass products.  After an invigorating snack of wild-crafted ginger root, Sven decided to try a competitor’s dish to see why no one was buying organic smoothies or even his new masterpiece, Fermented Wheat Grass Pie.  Two scoops of Butter Bacon Bean Ice Cream later, inspiration and indigestion hit simultaneously.

After a few rounds of Colonoscopy the video game without losing a life, Sven unveiled his master plan to provide similar services from Grass Fed Grass.  He interviewed several LPNs, anesthesiologist assistants, and Obamacare navigators before deciding on a time-tested, economical method to provide endoscopy sedation:

Besides numbing patient’s throats, cheap alcohol also provides adequate amnesia and analgesia for endoscopies.  Colonoscopies require a different approach, as  Sven explains:

“For the colonoscopy prep, we had problems with patient compliance until we convinced the fusion food truck to provide their famous En Fuego Chinese Taco Bomb to prospective patients one hour before the procedure.  It cleans them out so quickly, so ferociously that most people are rendered unconscious without even a swig of liquor.  One of our doctor customers thinks the MSG fills GABA receptors, whatever that means.  Thing is, the food truck is so small inside, I have to position customers in the twerk position to successfully do the colonoscopy.”

Hospital administrators were initially concerned about Sven’s activities, especially when he changed the name of Grass Fed Grass to Sven’s In & Out Scopes.  Closer inspection of the procedure truck revealed gently used napkins filled with meticulous charting.  Metropolitan Health System was so impressed that they granted Sven the coveted parking spot usually reserved for the PET scan truck.

While interviewing Sven, this intrepid reporter may have consented to a colonoscopy in the food truck.  Details are fuzzy, but I’ve written this entire article while standing and don’t think I’ll try sitting for awhile.  Also, a new picture on my cell phone resembles a colon polyp.

    Read more on http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/01/endoscopies/

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