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Look Back Month
Day eleven: unusual
Here is one of my favorite plushies, The Only Gallbladder I Currently Own. My biological one was colonized by my gut bacteria back in college and had to be incinerated. Now I have this guy! Larger! Softer! More Purple! Not as good at collecting and releasing gall, but also has never demanded I have surgery
@look-back-month-challenge
I dont think Ive explained my gallbladder situation on here but yea, long story short my pear shaped organ turned evil on me and its FULL of stones and Im getting it removed soon.
I made the doctor laugh today though saying I was a maraca though lmao . ( feel free to use that joke of being a maraca if y'all ever go through evil-pear-syndrome aka Gallstones as it made a bummer situation funny )
I’ll never get over how wildly rude it is for my body to give me stabby gallstone pains— WHEN I NO LONGER HAVE A GALLBLADDER.
Someone asked me if I was the guy whose gallbladder was in his hand.
Gallbladder Value ●●○○○ ; Size ●○○○○ Various stones form inside, which can be felt through the membrane. The best vesicles among the ripest are the ones without stones.
What organs do you have I'm running low on gallbladders
“I’m not giving you my gallbladder.” He said bluntly
Oh your surgery should be in January 2025
Oh it should be July!
Sorry it should be October now we know you've been waiting 2 years already but oh well
Oh no no you don't get a timeframe we've actually pushed you down to a category 3! We're only booking Category 1s! Good luck not needing to go back on TPN fucking cripple
Oh you've provided NUMEROUS PAPERS FROM DOCTORS SAYING YOU NEED THIS SURGERY SOONER WELL FUCK YOU AND DIE
We wish we could do something to help our partner but hospitals are CUNTS (our partner deserves the world not this runaround just so he doesn't have his organs shutdown)
His surgeon and gastroenterologist are amazing but systems fucked
Heading off to operation: Fuck You, Gallbladder. The roads are a bit icy, but a friend of my mom's who's from Maine volunteered to drive, so it should all be fine. This one is an outpatient surgery, so I'll be back this afternoon.
