Gomerblog.com

Fresh Satirical Medical News.

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2021/01/tinder-profiles-by-specialty/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Tinder Profiles By Specialty

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/32337288_s-e1577538501157.jpg

Las Vegas, NV – With COVID still raging across the country, medical professionals of all walks have been looking for ways to burn off some steam. A main outlet used to be going to a bar to meet strangers for one night stands and possible long term romances. With COVID shutting down bars and clubs […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2021/01/tinder-profiles-by-specialty/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/covid-19-vaccines-vs-super-mario-invincibility-star/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

A Side-by-Side Look: COVID-19 Vaccines vs. Super Mario Invincibility Star

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/159514871_s.jpg

The Food & Drug Administration (FDA) first granted Emergency Use Authorization to the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine earlier this month, with Moderna’s COVID-19 vaccine shortly gaining the same authorization very shortly thereafter. There have been many questions asking how these two vaccines stack up against one another, but a huge question remains largely unanswered: how do […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/covid-19-vaccines-vs-super-mario-invincibility-star/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/twas-the-night-before-christmas-rona-version/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

'Twas the Night Before Christmas: 'Rona Version

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/22004012_m-e1557319529648.jpg

‘Twas the night before Christmas, a week after my first dose of vaccine, The in-laws came to visit, when they should be quarantined! I ducked and I hid, more than 6 feet away, They were maskless, singing carols, much to my dismay! ‘Rona was in the air, coming in my direction, But my poor immunity […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/twas-the-night-before-christmas-rona-version/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/covid-19-vaccine-faqs/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

COVID-19 Vaccine: Frequently Asked Questions

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vaccines-e1557531425402.jpg

What are the ingredients in the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine? The ingredients include mRNA, lipids, sodium chloride, potassium chloride, sucrose, black pepper, rosemary, and sage. How is the vaccine administered? With pleasure. I just received my first dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine. What I should look out for? Side effects: injection site pain or swelling, fatigue, […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/covid-19-vaccine-faqs/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/healthcare-workers-experiencing-hope-side-effect/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Breaking: Healthcare Workers Experiencing Hope as Side Effect of COVID-19 Vaccine

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vaccines-e1557531425402.jpg

ATLANTA, GA – The most common side effect or adverse reaction healthcare workers are experiencing after the first dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine is hope, Gomerblog reports. “The Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) has been overwhelmed by thousands of reports from emergency medical technicians, doctors, nurses, nurse practitioners, physician assistants, pharmacists, and other […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/healthcare-workers-experiencing-hope-side-effect/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/med-students-general-population-cacti-humpback-whales/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Med Students to Get Vaccine After General Population, Cacti, Humpback Whales

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/medical-students.jpg

ATLANTA, GA – Commenting their status as backline healthcare workers, the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) has recommended medical students get vaccinated against COVID-19, but only after the general population, cacti, several species of toads, and humpback whales do so first. The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine was the first in the United States green-lit […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/med-students-general-population-cacti-humpback-whales/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/hospital-combats-physician-burnout-with-mandatory-training-on-burnout/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Hospital Combats Physician Burnout With Mandatory Training on Burnout

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/25708569_s-1.jpg

Tuscaloosa, AL- As burnout has gained publicity in the medical world, hospital administrators have been working at a medium pace to find a cure for it.  “The last thing we want is for physicians and midlevels to burnout and leave medicine,” Tuscaloosa Lutheran Hospital CEO Kevin Klueless BS, MHA, GED, MBA, PMHNP, DNP, BFD, PIA […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/hospital-combats-physician-burnout-with-mandatory-training-on-burnout/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/breaking-figs-scrubs-made-dnr-by-female-do-hospitalist/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

BREAKING: Figs Scrubs made DNR by Female DO Hospitalist

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Figs.jpg

Los Angeles, CA – After gradually wedging their way into the hearts and minds of healthcare professionals across the US and the world, Figs has been made DNR. The brand known for their form-fitting, over-priced, low-quality scrubs promoted by Instagram influencers/medical students has finally tripped over their own overpriced, designer shoes.  Prior to today, Figs had […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/breaking-figs-scrubs-made-dnr-by-female-do-hospitalist/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/new-emr-implementation-going-almost-as-smoothly-as-promised/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

New EMR Implementation Going Almost As Smoothly As Promised

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/88790909_m-scaled.jpg

San Diego, CA– When Balboa Memorial Hospital announced that they would be “upgrading” to a new Electronic Medical Record (EMR) last year, there was a significant amount of pushback from hospital staff.  Lead Hospital Administrator Toomani Hashtagues MHA, BS, more BS, MBA, GED, OPP, BFD was quick to dispel any fears amongst hospital employees, “I […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/new-emr-implementation-going-almost-as-smoothly-as-promised/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/another-monolith-found-within-patients-left-kidney/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Another Monolith Found Within Patient’s Left Kidney

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Kidney-scaled.jpg

Salt Lake City, UT – After reports of a mysterious monolith appearing in the desert of southeastern Utah, followed by similar structures recently found in Romania and California, doctors at Salt Lake Regional medical center were surprised to encounter an identical monolith on one patient’s CT abdomen and pelvis. A middle-aged gentleman presenting with colicky […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/another-monolith-found-within-patients-left-kidney/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/ama-selling-disability-insurance/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

AMA To Stop Publishing Guidelines, Focus Instead on Selling Insurance

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/50460920_m-scaled.jpg

The American Medical Association recently announced a plan to end its longtime role in CME and guideline publication and instead focus on selling term life, disability, and auto insurance, along with magazine subscriptions. According to Trent Ulreich, Executive Chairperson for Customer Retention, “selling term life insurance to physicians has proven immensely profitable, much moreso than […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/12/ama-selling-disability-insurance/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/11/intubation-protocol/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

New “Code 7/19” Intubation Protocol Keeps Day Nurse Around to Finish Sstorm He Started

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/56140259_m-scaled.jpg

The time is 1859 and pagers throughout the ICU begin to chirp. It’s time: Tube O’clock. This simple and easy protocol was designed to ensure each patient is tubed NO SOONER than five minutes before death or one hour after end of Nursing shift. All pending intubations will now take place at 0700 & 1900: […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/11/intubation-protocol/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/11/doctors-may-qualify-for-law-degree/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Doctors May Qualify for Law Degree After Completing HIPAA and EMTALA Compliance Training

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/88790909_m-scaled.jpg

A report by the Institute of Legal Education states that doctors are likely eligible for a Juris Doctorate degree after completing mandatory training for HIPAA and EMTALA compliance. According to Jay Braslow, president of the institute, “the content of these modules are incredibly comprehensive, and cover 90% of the curriculum taught at most US law […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/11/doctors-may-qualify-for-law-degree/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/figs-scrubs-apology/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

FIGS Scrubs CEOs Admit Reading “Advertising for Dummies” ….Upside-down no less!

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/137361607_m-scaled.jpg

FIGS is doing their best to dig out of the misogynistic, sexist, and DO bashing hole that they found themselves in after releasing an advertising video on their website.  The video portrayed a female osteopathic physician in pink scrubs holding a “Medical Terminology for Dummies” book upside down. Why would such a previously successful scrubs […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/figs-scrubs-apology/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/vaccine-all-infections/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

New ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Vaccine Covers All Infections A to Z

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Prolotherapy-injection.jpg

ALPHABET CITY, NY—With so many recommended vaccines—MMR, DTaP, IPV, Hib, PCV, RV etc—it can be challenging to remember all their names, let alone when to give them. That is, until now. That’s because there’s finally a universal vaccine that will displace all others, and everyone, including anti-vaxxers, can easily get behind. Called the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ vaccine, […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/vaccine-all-infections/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/medicare-all-4-one/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Politicians, Nostalgic for the 1990s, Unanimously Support “Medicare-for-All-4-One

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/all4one.jpg

WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of bipartisanship that is all too rare in Washington these days, Congress unanimously passed a new health insurance plan today. This historic bill, entitled “Medicare-for-All-4-One,” guarantees free lifetime medical care for the 1990s super-boy-band that introduced the world to such powerhouse hits as “I Swear” and “I Can Love You […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/medicare-all-4-one/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com

[gomerblogworld]

Read more: http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/patient-with-no-past-medical-history/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

Patient With No Past Medical History Has Sternotomy Scar, Central Line, G-tube

http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/97884369_m-scaled.jpg

An area emergency room physician was stunned today when his patient, a 4 year old boy whose parents denied any medical history, was found to have a well-healed sternotomy scar on examination. “Imagine my surprise when I went to examine this previously healthy little boy and found a large scar at the thoracic midline, along […]

Read more on http://gomerblog.com/2020/10/patient-with-no-past-medical-history/?utm_source=TR&utm_campaign=DIRECT

www.gomerblog.com