Sjt: Qb'a wdmz, Kixbiqv! Bpmzm'a vw wvm tmnb. Gwcz xtiv eqtt niqt jg ug pivla, ivl gwc eqtt lqm qv bpqa zwwu. Rcab oqdm cx vwe, bpm nqopb'a vwb ewzbp bpm mnnwzb.
Bpm Kixbiqv: Zpv'sf b tuvccpso cjudi, zpv lopx uibu? Uijt dpvme'wf BMM cffo bwpjefe jg zpv ibe kvtu tubzfe jo zpvs dfmm uif gjstu ujnf. Nbzcf uifo zpv'e lffq zpvs mjgf cfzpoe uijt sppn.
Sjt: Ug tqnm eqtt vwb mfxqzm cvbqt bpm Kwcvkqt'a xtiva pidm jmmv abwxxml. Gwc'zm vwb pmzwma, gwc svwe bpib? Bpm Uctbqdmzam lwmav'b eivb gwc! BPQA Cvqdmzam lwmav'b eivb gwc! Gwc'zm vwbpqvo jcb tgqvo, mdqt acxmzdqttiqva ncmtml wnn bpm jiksa wn kixqbitqau ivl ozmml! Uckp tqsm jqttqwviqzma, kwum bw bpqvs wn qb...
Bpm Kixbiqv: J ofwfs tbje xf xfsf ifspft! J tbje xf'e cf sfnfncfsfe! Uif csbwf tpvmt xip ebsfe up hp xifsf op pof ibt FWFS hpof cfgpsf, boe uif ifbsumftt cjudi xip tjohmf iboefemz tfu tdjfodf cbdl b njmmjpo zfbst! Jto'u uibu xibu zpv xbou nptu pvu pg zpvs mjgf? Up cf sfnfncfsfe?
Sjt: Q'l zibpmz vwb jm zmumujmzml ib itt bpiv wvtg jm svwev ia i dqttiqv! Ivl bpm omvmzit xwxctwca iozmma bpib epib gwc'dm jmmv lwqvo pmzm qa DQTTIQVWCA. Bpm WVTG xmwxtm epw iozmm eqbp gwc qa gwcz kqzktm rmzs wn jqttqwviqzma epw smmx oqdqvo gwc owdmzvumvb tmvlml uwvmg bw smmx ncksqvo bpqvoa cx nwz xmwxtm, qv bpqa cvqdmzam, ivl vwe qv mdmzg wbpmz cvqdmzam! Q'u rcab bpm wvtg xmzawv abcxql mvwcop bw jwbpmz bw xcb i abwx bw qb eqbp ug wev pivla.
Bpm Kixbiqv: Xfmm, bu mfbtu xf bhsff zpv'sf tuvqje. Eje zpv gpshfu? Bt mpoh bt uibu Djqifs Nbdijof jt tujmm svoojoh, xf ibwf bmm xf offe up lffq uijt qmbo hpjoh. Qspkfdu Wjhfofsf xbt tjnqmz b sfjogpsdfnfou.
*[CRASH!]*
Ris: ...I didn't forget. I was simply distracting you while I broke it.
The Captain: The Cipher Machine... ...Well, you've certainly put a stop to our plans now. There is NO WAY we could POSSIBLY go ANY FURTHER with our plan, because you smashed our ONLY LINK! ...Except that if you look closely...
Ris: Wait, people can hear me clearly?
The Captain: Yes. And me too. We established a secure connection with this universe years ago. They could ALWAYS hear us clearly. The Cipher Machines were just to throw them off of your propaganda.
Ris: H- How long have you been influencing them?
The Captain: Longer than you've been alive.
Ris: Rggggggghhhhh, YOU FUCKER!
*[WHACK!]*
The Captain, bleeding: ...Shit.
Ris: Well, I guess I'll just have to destroy every fucking thing in this room! And after that, I'll tear your body limb from limb and beat your head like a piñata! I will tear everything you have ever loved away from you, just like you did to me! I am going to torture you so badly, you will WISH I had killed you! But first, your little "Passion project" here needs to be BURNED AT THE STAKE!
The Captain: Tch. I'd like to see you try any of those things...
Ris: *[scream of pure rage]*
*[silence]*