#engineering joke

[non-cannon]

Funny t-shirts 34/35/36

Accessibility: "ENGINEER

"Solving problems you didn't know you had in ways you can't understand"

[non-cannon]

Funny t-shirt 13/14/35?

Accessibility: "GLOSSARY OF ENGINEERING TERMS"

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE (WHACK IT WITH YOUR FIST)

HIGH IMPEDANCE AIR GAP (IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN)

CYCLE POWER TO THE PANEL (TURN IT OFF, THEN ON AGAIN)

THERMALLY RECONFIGURED (IT MELTED)

KINETIC DISASSEMBLY (IT BLEW UP)

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[redrcs]

Engineering

(On my travels)

Normanton Railyway Station

[bstormhands]

The allies of Voltron build companions:

Amptron

Ohmtron

Faradtron

Henrytron

[bisexual-thor-in-eyeliner]

I'd like to thank beams for keeping a roof over my head

[nick-o-lantern]

Caution: Engineering humor

An engineer gets his wife a car for her birthday and he surprises her with it when they get home from dinner. She gets super excited and sits in the driver seat.

After appreciating this wonderful gift, she decides to take it for a spin. But when she turns the key, the car won't start. She looks at her husband in confusion and asks what's wrong with it.

He tells her there's nothing wrong with it, but she pops the hood anyways to see if she can jump it off. When she opens the hood she freaks out because there's no motor in it. She asks her husband what the big deal is.

He looks at her with a big grin on his face and says "What? It's a Carnot engine!"

[nick-o-lantern]

I tried to make a joke about pushing on a block and it not moving, but it didn't work.