The Circle = reality show where contestants create social media profiles and are competing to be the no. 1 influencer. They can only talk to each other through the Circle operating system. They’re mostly concerned about finding and voting off catfish
Iron Fist = …y’all know what this is
My brain = What if we combined them? 🤔🤔🤔
Here’s part one of this au, commandeered from my other blog. I’ll reblog with part 2 in a lil while 🥰
(Probably will do a 'full' fic of One Right Move that'll be like 3-4 parts but for now have more lazy incorrect quotes)
Hiroaki, to the class: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.
Okazaki: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Sasaki: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Hiroaki: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
Okazaki: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'... Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Kamimura: I think my guardian angel drinks
Hiroaki: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
(Not Hiroaki and Okazaki making up 90% of the Incorrect Quotes... Anyways moving on)
Yanagi: *Walking in to the dining hall* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Hiroaki: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
Okazaki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Tamba: ...Don't you mean 'cards'?
Okazaki, pulling Knives from her sleeves: No I do not.
Yanagi: I prevent a murder today.
Hayashi: Really? How?
Yanagi: Self control.
Hiroaki: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Ojima: Mind your language!
Hiroaki: What the hell else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”?!?
Ojima:
Hiroaki You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Harada: God, give me patience.
Hiroaki: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Harada: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Harada, pointing a camera at Chiba: There she is, our sweet baby.
Chiba, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
Kuneyasu, going over Okazaki's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Okazaki: Yes
Kuneyasu: Okay...may I know what you create?
Okazaki: Problems.
Hasegawa: I think I'm falling for you.
Kamimura: Then get up.
Okazaki: Look at the buns on that guy!
Isono: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Sasaki: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Okazaki: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!
Hama: I told Chiba their ears flush when they lie.
Harada: Why?
Hama: Look.
Hama: Hey Chiba! Do you love us?
Chiba, covering her ears: No.
Harada: ....
Wada: Well, remember when Isono made a romantic dinner for me?
Watari: Wada, she microwaved you a pizza.
Chiba: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Harada: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Chiba: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Hama: recording: This is so cute.
Harada, in Hama's bed: What time is it?
Hama: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Hama: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Sasaki: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!?!
Hama: It's 2 am.
Hiroaki: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Watari: You were flirting with Ojima.
Hiroaki: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Watari: You asked him if he was single.
Hiroaki:
Watari: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
Tamba: Where's Hiroaki?
Watari: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Watari, shouting: OJIMA SUCKS!!!
Hiroaki, distantly: OJIMA IS THE BEST, FUCK YOU!!!
Watari: There he is.
Tsuno: Harada isn't answering his phone...
Hama: I'll call him.
Tsuno: Me and Sasaki both tried calling 6 times! What makes you think-
Harada: Hello?
Ojima: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Wada: Plane tickets?
Yanagi: Concert tickets?
Hiroaki: Prostitution?
Ojima, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Hama: Shit.
Okazaki: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Harada: OH MY GOD CHIBA FELL OFF!!!
Harada: Hama, I'm sad.
Hama: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Hasegawa: Kamimura... I'm sad.
Kamimura, nodding: mood.
Ojima: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Hiroaki: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Ojima: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Hiroaki: But I heard a siren.
Hayashi: That was Wada.
Wada: Sorry, I got nervous.
Kamimura: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Ojima: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Wada: I got distracted about halfway through.
Okazaki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Tsuno: You know those things will kill you, right?
Hama, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Chiba, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Harada: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Monomoko: What do you want then?
Chiba: Er… something work-related.
Monomoko: What department is this?
Chiba: Sorry?
Monomoko: Well, if it's work-related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Monomoko: * looks at Harada and Hama* Some sort of homosexual department?
Tsuno: How would you like your pancakes?
Harada: Plain.
Chiba: With sprinkles!
Sasaki: Chocolate chips.
Wada: Potatoes.
* Chiba, Sasaki, and Harada look at Wada*
Wada: What? They're good.
Tsuno: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Isono: 'Prettiest Smile'
Harada: 'Nicest Personality'
Yanagi: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Hayashi: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Harada: Bye Hama! Bye Chiba! Bye Okazaki! Bye Wada! Bye Hama!
Chiba: You said 'bye Hama' twice.
Harada: I like Hama...
Kamimura: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Sasaki: Have everyone stand.
Tsuno: Bring three more chairs!
Hiroaki: The most important ones can sit down.
Okazaki: Kill three.
*The cast's thoughts on stabbing*
Wada: *Would never stab anyone.*
Isono: *Would stab someone in retaliation.*
Hiroaki: *Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.*
Hayashi: *Would stab without warning.*
Okazaki: *Would stab as a warning.*
