#enjoy this garbage

[dazesanddoodles]

uhhhhhhhhh

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22336105?view_full_work=true

happy april fools, enjoy the newest chapter of this joke of a fic

[odogaronfang]

(vio tries to block this idiot but he keeps making alt accounts)

[mel-155-a]

Prompt #9: Dense | The stupidest plan is the one you don't defend against

"Okay, so here's the plan. I go up to him early and tell him that I'm the courier this week and ask him where the money is. He tells me, I tell him the drop is in the usual place, we run for it and get the money before they do, and hide for a few days after." Nix finished with a hopeful smile. Sighing and crossing her arms, Mari awkwardly bounced her leg as replied, "So why do you need me again?" Nix lit up at this, "See that is the best part! You hide somewhere nearby, and if he gives me shit, you shoot an arrow somewhere near him, and scare him into telling me!" Pinching her nose in the way she had seen Headmistress S'zule when she was annoyed, "This is so dumb. It would take the stupidest person on the planet to fall for this."

Later, as the two gangly Elezen teenagers ran away with the purse of gil, Mari began incredulously giggling, "I can't believe he just handed it OVER, because you ASKED. How stupid ARE adults?"

[godshadowed]

Bad Kayn puns: a list

Haha Kayn gay. Gayn.

Playing Kayn in a lane. Layn.

Kayn has slayn an enemy.

I have m7 Kayn. You could say I’m a Kayn mayn.

Restrayn the Kayn.

Do you need to Unbench the Kench or Obtayn the Kayn?

This Kayn is profaynly fed.

Kayn is bringing the payn.

Kayn the Rhaast Johnson.

Long may he rayn.

In the arms of a kayngel.

Please refrayn from making more puns.

These puns are driving me insayn.

These jokes are the bayn of my existence.

[brettyimages]

The last case I dealt with on my shift tonight was to block a customer from being able to access tumblr.com on their home internet and I would like to know the story that led them to make that request

[tinkeredbell-blog]

       She wakes  early, frowning to herself  and  the  memory that ACCOSTS her the second her eyes  flutter open.  A groan  wants to escape, but, afraid to wake the sleeping body beside her, she tip-toes out of the room, still clothed in last night’s shirt –– SANS pants. Reaching  for the kettle, she  nearly  drops it when she notices Diego beside her, and strangely  silent.  Lopsided, tiny  smile  emerges as she  trickles water  into  her  mug. Dark blue and  peppered  with  cartoonish  bolts of  lightening, its a favorite.  “ Morning, ” She whispers, searching blindly through the cabinets for a tea-bag. “ Didn’t keep you up last night, did we? Sorry. ” Although, how  could they  when  the extent of what they’d  done was a  little HALF-HEARTED heavy  petting  and then promptly  passing out. 

{ &&. @aquatux } 

[vanoracrow]

"May the Dread Wolf never catch your scent" I can't spend another second looking at this, but Trespasser destroyed me so I needed to finish it.

[spencersunboy]

I can't even care anymore