Drifting To Shore

Im a hot mess

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

jesus christ

[sea-bea]

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[cyberdelph]

by @lio28837778

[animusrox]

You know what they did to me for being a hero? They put my ass in jail for 30 years.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)  Episode 5: “Truth”  

[left-reminders]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Contagion (2011), Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the first to succumb to the virus. This is because she used her product line Goop as preventative medicine.

[lebedame-wegelagerin]

[imadeadramone]

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

[spidaerman]

ao3:

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that “a fucking casual” is an insult in some circles of hobbies - a thing that you do in your free time for fun - really says something about how bad some people are at having fun.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

God I want to see the Reddit thread where this is from

[pointnclick]

they’re still pulling bodies outta the rubble

[romcommunist]

I'm stealing this with my bisexual hands because op is some 17 year old transmed who stole it from reddit anyways.

[catchymemes]

[have-you-seen-my-cat]

[plasmalogical]

yeah i reckon they might be

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sindri42]

fucking finally

[bioaccumulation]

I miss the god complex english class gave me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have spent a solid decade assuming Martha’s Vineyard was a vineyard resort founded by Martha Stewart

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one