I had my mouth set on an airfried Entemanns apple pie and a London Fog, made my tea first so it would be cool by the time I got the pies out of the airfryer. I SAT DOWN at the coffee table with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse playing and my toddler going apeshit. I BIT THE ENTEMANNS APPLE PIE.
It was nasty.
I washed it down with tea. I tried again. Still nasty. I have never been so angry














