#entp 3w2

[extroverted-intuitive-love]

Broken crayrons...

enfj: *reads inspirational post by infj friend* Aww look Entp "we're all a little broken but even broken crayons still color." Isn't that sweet

entp: *immediately becomes enraged* WHAT?! Is THAT what people think the silver lining is?

enfj: *confused* Well yeah

entp: CLEARLY it's the fact that you now have two crayons. People are ridiculous.

enfj: *looks in awe at entp* You're my inspiration

entp: *looks in disgust at enfj* gross

[auka-the-bear]

Don't feed the chickens ENFJ...

enfj: I'm amused :) There's a stray cat that my grandma feeds on her porch but the chickens keep tryng to eat the food!

entp: *clearly unamused* ok...

enfj: So get this. I'll sit and wait for the chickens to get really close then yell "POLLITO LOCITO" and watch them run away XD *thinks she is a comedy legend*

entp: haha.. wait.. whAT FLAVOR IS THE CAT FOOD?!?!

enfj: *the irony dawns on her* cHiCKeN fLAvOr

entp: *is now very amused* nice

enfj: *is horrified* ...

[auka-the-bear]

SPACE FORCE...

entp: *says something snarky*

enfj: *is only a sophomore* this is why I dont talk to freshman

entp: *knowing that enfj is pre law* Judge, the defense has been rendered mute and is incapable of providing adequate responses to any of the affirmatives flows and that is why you must vote in favor of the affirmative

enfj: Cute *cue major eye roll*

entp: Still got it B)

enfj: Thought you were a rocket scientist

entp: I can do both. Space will need lawyers for space crime... and space lawsuits

enfj: ... Space Force

Never doubt an ENTP's zany ideas and a commited ENFJ's ambition. The craziest things can come to life... like Space Force! 🚀🛸🛰

[extroverted-intuitive-love]

Y'all ready for some original content?!?!?

Welcome to my new series where I write out real convos between me (female ENFJ) and my ENTP boyfriend. Its bound to be a hilariously bumpy, sassy, and introspective ride!

[auka-the-bear]

Making plans with ENTP... pt. 2

*5:40 and entp is still not here*

enfj: *calling entp* *gets his voicemail* ENTP where are you?? We agreed 5:40

enfj at 5:45: *calls but gets his voicemail* Hellooooo?? ENTP this isnt funny where are you?

enfj: *sends 5 texts*

enfj: *looks at clock* 5:55?! Shoot I have to go

enfj: *sends entp one last text*

... later that day enfj gets a text from entp

entp: You said 5

enfj: *completely flustered* YOU said 5. I said 5:40 plus I had to walk alone

entp: You are right, I am wrong, I am sorry. Let me make it up to you somehow. Dinner tonight at 5

enfj: *catching on* Ok then see you at 6

entp: Now you're learning. See you at 7

enfj: *glares*

entp: Okaaay 6. Can't wait. Wear something pretty ;)

enfj: *doesn't know whether to blush or frown* See you at 6 Entp

[auka-the-bear]

Making plans with ENTP... pt. 1

enfj: *spots entp in the lobby* Hey Entp! Since we both have to be at that thing tomorrow at 6, I was thinking we could go together?

entp: I guess so

enfj: How does 5:45 sound? Meet me in the lobby?

entp: Absolutely not. I like being early so 5:20

enfj: It's only a 5 minute walk... how about 5:40

entp: 5:10

enfj: *visibly confused* what.. no 5:40

entp: Ok Enfj see you at 5 *walks away smugly*

enfj: *calling to entp* Be here at 5:40!

[auka-the-bear]

Meeting ENTP for the first time...

entp: *is in heated verbal ping pong with authority over... a pen* LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

enfj: *internally freaking because entp clearly does NOT care he is making things worse* Let's not! DUDE?!?!

entp: But he has my pen :(

enfj: Let him have it! That's your boss

entp: But its MY pen :(((

enfj: uuugh fine *to authority figure* May he please have his pen back?

Authority Figure: Only because you asked nicely *gives pen back to entp*

entp: *to enfj* Hey thanks but it would've been more fun to take him outside

enfj: *internally faceplams* *realizes entp is actually pretty funny* But then you wouldn't have your pen

entp: You underestimate me uhh..

enfj: Enfj

entp: Enfj ;)

[auka-the-bear]

Texts between my ENTP and I...

entp: *being a sore winner over something that was never a competition* I WIN. YOU LOSE NANA NANA NAA NAA

enfj: *slightly triggered because losing is NOT in her vocabulary* You make me hostile

entp: You cannot blame me for your promblems

enfj: *deciding whether to laugh or scream out of frustration* I definitely can. You make me wanna punch you

entp: I have that kind of face

enfj: *thinking about entp's face* I miss your face :(

entp: Of course you do ;)

enfj: *giving in* Come over?

entp: Be there in 10