#eomo quote

[eomoyo-life]

[He goes on about] organized crime centered around sand, and he didn’t take the chance to call them the Sandicate? Shame.

E.O. after M.O. paraphrases the whole “Wilbur eats sand” situation to them, Part 2

[eomoyo-life]

Sand is such an abrasive laxative though…

E.O. after M.O. paraphrases the whole “Wilbur eats sand” situation to them, Part 1

[eomoyo-life]

M.O. , looking at bonsai trees : Oh, these are so cute!! So tiny!!! You could fit one in your hands!!!

E.O. , grinning : You, uh . . . you could say it’s,uh. . . a . . . palm tree then ?

[eomoyo-life]

I used my sternum as an anchor point, and now it hurts.

M.O. trying to open a jar of honey for E.O.

[eomoyo-life]

Help; I am child of child-proof lock.

E.O. after giving M.O. the closed bottle of Tylenol

[eomoyo-life]

Do you prefer boobies or baggage?

M.O. to E.O., looking through anime options for their midnight watch

[eomoyo-life]

E.O. : Say, if taxes are cheaper in Europe, you'd so move, yeah?

M.O. : Hell yeah! I'd totally go for a castle. Rent is cheaper there, I believe.

E.O. , affronted : But it's so...drafty~

M.O. : But the view--

E.O. , confident : Is sh-t! What with all of the peasants and serfs littering the countryside.

M.O. , deadpan & snorting : Takes one to know one, right?

[eomoyo-life]

M.O. , talks about the MCYT Hot Wings Stream : So yeah, I don't think a lot of them can handle spice [at our level].

E.O. : . . . I want to make a quote out of that.

M.O. , already regretting it : Go ahead . . .

E.O. , doing the ImaginationTM hand wave : Gut Ecosystem : More fragile than a teacup. or maybe Venetian glass.

M.O. : . . . I was gonna say a man's ego but I'll accept that.