#epeen

[alric-rahl-the-original]

Stroke Me

When I see a 'people really liked my (insert reference to piece of shit), so I decided to whore myself out for more ego stroking. I made (excrete another piece of crap) so people can stoke my e-peen.'  I fear that should my license to kill become active I would spend all my days in what would look like 'pity kills'. I would need some pity to unlock that type of finisher though.

[locoattack1]

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[turkisqueen-blog]

So much e-peen in this game.

The need to show off one's inches of e-peen is such a great must.

Even when no one wants to view such lewd display of egocentrism and toxic attitude in public or in more private venues.

Some people don't mind because they venerate those with the largest dicks ingame as pixel gods. Stroke it hard boys and girls.

Some people do mind and scowl like angry animals too. I digress it's owing to the fact they're not the ones in the spotlight and their own penis is lacking in obvious attention. No audience, no hard. Their ego feeling flacid la.

And then there are those people like me who are simply tired of this shit.

I just don't see the point of it all.

To me, a real person doesn't have to flaunt to show they have what it takes.

Too many fake people in this game. Then again, this is the internet after all. You are allowed to craft a bombastic, perhaps unrealistic and overblown image of yourself just fine and get away with it.

Tread carefully, everyone.  Sure, there’s a person behind those pixels without a doubt. But how sincere of a character that person is, is always open to question :)