What if Jason came back from a mission with the outlaws and he was meeting with Bruce at the watchtower but he decided to take a shower first in the bathrooms but what he didn't know was that Kyle was there so when he took of his clothes and starts showering Kyle is just dumbstruck because Jason hadn't notice him so he quietly walks away grabs his sketchbook and as fast as he can draw he draws Jason buttnaked in the middle of showering and when he gets out kara stops him ask to see the drawing
I’m sure Kyle has seen Jason ‘almost-naked’ many times. He did go universe hopping with Jason and Donna, if you recall. Honestly I think it’s kind of a thing for Kyle to almost see Jason naked, but something just gets in his way every time. Like, he’s about to peek on Jason in the shower and the watchtower gets attacked by aliens, and then Jason comes out naked and shooting and Kyle is trying to look and the security blast doors slam shut and cut him off just beforehand, and he’s like grrrrr! And then at the end of the attack, Bruce hangs his cape around Jason and blocks him from view which, okay, that’s fair.
And afterward everyone is talking and blushing because holy shit, they got to see Jason naked, is this a gift from God?! And Kyle is trying to get the details from Shayera but she won’t talk just because she’s a jerk like that and likes to see him suffer, and Martian Manhunter is just like, it was human? I guess? I don’t have a frame of reference to describe how it’s different from any other human male’s body. And Oliver Queen and Dinah are like, yeah, no, that’s our son’s friend there. Not talking. So he ends up having to go to Booster Gold, who is convinced Jason Todd’s body should have some kind of monument build to it’s sexiness, and it’s baffling to him why the future has no information regarding this subject, but every time he’s about to describe it to Kyle, Hal Jordon and Guy Gardner are loud and annoying and drag him off to do some Lantern investigating into the attack and it’s just not fair, okay!? Kyle needs this knowledge! For…reasons!
And the thing is, if Guy and Hal would just shut up long enough to realize what Booster is trying to tell him they’d totally be down to listen too but they’re idiots so of course that can’t happen.