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For the prompt: Everyone Loves Jason

Jason's mission goes wrong but thankfully the Justice League is there to save him and take care of him. With the patience and love that he deserves.

[m00nslippers]

What if someone ask Jason what's is his sexuality to see if they have a better chance with him and I'll think he'll say "well I like girls and boys so I guess I'm bisexual" and everyone's heart beats just stopped like we all have a chance?! To ask him out?! Hell yeah! And once again Jason look at them confused because there all looking at him hungrily and dick and tim just face plam at the same time asking God why they have to suffer

The funny part is that for some reason no one in the batfam ever thought to ask what Jason’s sexuality was. Dick in particular was surprised that Jason was bisexual.

Roy, confused: Why are you so surprised about this?

Dick, in the midst of a crisis: I didn’t even know he dated! I kind of thought he was asexual or something? Or busy? I don’t know! He’s my little brother, he’s not allowed to date!

Roy, judging him hard: Okay, one, I think Tim has dated more people than even you at this point, so that rule ain’t workin’ out for ya. And two, you knew both me and Star had been with Jason so this should have been obvious!

Dick, having an apoplexy: I thought you were just joking around to mess with me! Oh God, does this mean you’ve really both had sex with Jason?! Jason has had sex!? With people I have also had sex with?!?

Roy, baffled: That’s what I’ve been saying? This whole time?

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[m00nslippers]

Honestly i can see Talia being smug about Jason's popularity in a "Look at that handsome young that i brought up into adulthood" sort of way but i also can see her being overprotective in a "You can look and admire but be aware that you're not worth of even licking his boots" sort of way

(Everyone’s crushing on Jason AU)

Talia is definitely smug about Jason. She knew his worth from the beginning and Ra’s in particular is just really put out by that. He had his chance to be in Jason’s good graces and he really blew it. Talia very much sees herself as a mother figure and is very proud of Jason and the accomplished badass-hotty he’s become. She always knew he would be popular–maybe not quite this popular, but it’s not exactly a surprise. She invites Jason to fancy parties as a ‘bodyguard’ all the time, not only because she wants an excuse to be with her eldest son, but he’s the best back-up, and he’s great arm-candy to boot. And God knows Bruce refuses to come so her beloved can’t complain.

Since Jason’s basically just in a nice suit though and isn’t using his pseudonym, most of the underworld doesn’t realize the hot sexy man they assume is Talia’s sugar baby (despite her outright calling him her son) is actually Red Hood. When these people schmooze with him and try to ply him with fancy cars and weapons and nice clothes Jason assumes they are trying to bribe him to get to Talia. Nah, he’s the real target, but he’s just too dense to realize.

Talia does though and she’s got a list of names. One step out of line and they’re dead.

[m00nslippers]

Okay hear me out what if Jason gets hurt badly on a mission with the outlaws and there pissed as hell because you! Dare! To hurt this angel?! Your a dead man. They go to the league to seek medical care for him since their medicine is the BEST and when they arrived the league is shock because you see bizarro holding Jason looking so smol his helmet cracked gashes all over him bleeding everywhere arm broken and barely awake there outraged because someone hurt this precious boi and they will die

This is how it should be! No one gets away with hurting Jason, he has so many people who would come to his aide, he inspires a lot of loyalty because he’s so good-hearted and yet attracts so much trouble. Not to mention he’s so dang sexy and doesn’t even get it. And his blushes are too wholesome, they make you want to do dirty, dirty things to him…

When Jay gets hurt, Roy and Kori are of course up in arms and when Artemis and Bizarro join them, well that makes sense, of course, they are his current teammates and friends. And then the batfam is riled up too and well it’s nice to see them acting like freaking family–for once. But when half the Justice League rises up, Roy is really taken aback, like woah! When did Jay get this popular? It’s not like he doesn’t get it, Roy was just so used to having Jason all to Kori and himself, and being one of the only ones who really saw Jason’s worth. Seeing how many people are willing to stand up for Jason is just so wonderful…

…and also, infuriating! Where the heck do all of these people come off trying to get close to Jay all of a sudden!? Roy was there from the beginning, okay? Where were these assholes when Jason really needed them back in the day!? They aren’t worthy!

[m00nslippers]

What if Jason came back from a mission with the outlaws and he was meeting with Bruce at the watchtower but he decided to take a shower first in the bathrooms but what he didn't know was that Kyle was there so when he took of his clothes and starts showering Kyle is just dumbstruck because Jason hadn't notice him so he quietly walks away grabs his sketchbook and as fast as he can draw he draws Jason buttnaked in the middle of showering and when he gets out kara stops him ask to see the drawing

I’m sure Kyle has seen Jason ‘almost-naked’ many times. He did go universe hopping with Jason and Donna, if you recall. Honestly I think it’s kind of a thing for Kyle to almost see Jason naked, but something just gets in his way every time. Like, he’s about to peek on Jason in the shower and the watchtower gets attacked by aliens, and then Jason comes out naked and shooting and Kyle is trying to look and the security blast doors slam shut and cut him off just beforehand, and he’s like grrrrr! And then at the end of the attack, Bruce hangs his cape around Jason and blocks him from view which, okay, that’s fair.

And afterward everyone is talking and blushing because holy shit, they got to see Jason naked, is this a gift from God?! And Kyle is trying to get the details from Shayera but she won’t talk just because she’s a jerk like that and likes to see him suffer, and Martian Manhunter is just like, it was human? I guess? I don’t have a frame of reference to describe how it’s different from any other human male’s body. And Oliver Queen and Dinah are like, yeah, no, that’s our son’s friend there. Not talking. So he ends up having to go to Booster Gold, who is convinced Jason Todd’s body should have some kind of monument build to it’s sexiness, and it’s baffling to him why the future has no information regarding this subject, but every time he’s about to describe it to Kyle, Hal Jordon and Guy Gardner are loud and annoying and drag him off to do some Lantern investigating into the attack and it’s just not fair, okay!? Kyle needs this knowledge! For…reasons!

And the thing is, if Guy and Hal would just shut up long enough to realize what Booster is trying to tell him they’d totally be down to listen too but they’re idiots so of course that can’t happen.

[m00nslippers]

Jason is basically everyone's crush in the JL like almost everyone has a thing for him you hear gossip going around about his beautiful thunder thighs(and butt)or his cool jacket and saying how cute he is with his white streak and red domino mask and wished he takes off his helmet more on and the bat family can no longer handle it this need to stop or they will explode they don't need to hear what their comrade talk how sexy he is no thank u(also I'm hooked on this and I can't stop drawing it)

(whAT?! There’s art!? I would love to see it!)

Honestly, like the worse thing for Dick is when he’s hanging out with Kori and/or Roy and someone mentions or asks about Jason because those two have NO SHAME and do not understand what things should be kept private or at the very least should not be said in front of the subject’s family. They give explicit details. And Kori has an excuse, she’s an alien, but he thinks Roy really just enjoys making Dick uncomfortable, and also seems to just really enjoy talking about Jason for some reason.

Bruce at least has an aura that dissuades most people from asking him things directly, but he hears everything going on, he knows people are talking about Jason and sometimes they throw in Dick as well but he’s already desensitized people gushing about Nightwing, the fact that they are going wild for Red Hood all of a sudden is just baffling to him. The worst really, is Hal Jordan who has no issues annoying the hell out of Bruce, and who he is pretty sure started talking and asking about Red Hood mostly just to piss Bruce off, but now seems to have a heated rivalry with Kara wherein they disagree on Jason’s best physical feature (Kara says thighs, Hal says abs. Booster Gold says his shoulders but no one is listening to him.)

And Tim is just contemplating becoming subterranean because it doesn’t matter where he goes, he’s surrounded by people who seem to have developed a fixation on one of his older brothers or the other and he just can’t deal anymore. “No, Kon, I haven’t seen Jason naked, no I don’t know anything about his size down there, no I don’t want to speculate, don’t even want to think about it, really. Wait, aren’t you supposed to be the one with x-ray vision!? NO DON’T TELL ME ABOUT IT, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.”

[m00nslippers]

What if the outlaws came in (Bizarro and Artemis) and Artemis is hearing EVERYTHING the JL is saying? Would she smirk knowing that he belong to her or would she just be annoyed? SO MANY CHOICES TO THINK OF.

First off, Bizzaro has crazy good hearing because Kryptonian, obviously. So he is constantly overhearing dubious conversations regarding Jason’s hotness and butting in to talk about Jason with shining, wholesome love that just makes everyone ashamed, and also touched. (They are very thankful that Bizarro doesn’t ask for explanations about the more explicit topics of their conversations or really register it much. He just hears ‘Jason’ or 'Red Hood’ and gets excited talking about his favorite person.)

Artemis doesn’t really understand this obsession with Jason’s body. Her interest in Jason has nothing to do with his looks, she fell in love with his kind heart. Still, it’s amusing to see people act like idiots over him. The whole situation also opened her eyes to how oblivious Jason is. He just doesn’t even see how stupid people are becoming over him and she’s thankful he’s such a moron because no one should have that kind of power.