Blue. Blue listen to me. You are short. You could totally ""accidentally"" walk right into Fell's ass, get your face in there, and just act like you bumped into him by accident. You can explain your boner later but after that just run. I believe in you. You can do it.
Blueberry is not actually THAT short hun, so he’d probably walk into Edge’s butt with his stomach or if he stood on his toes then maybe with his crotch…
You know, this suddenly doesn’t sound like such a bad idea after all…












