#epidem

[hows-itgoagain]

curses

had this idea earlier today and had enough time to do it

i know i didn’t put a spoiler warning for that one edit before but this is that entire fight as opposed to just one image so it’s warranted this time i think

[queenbutterfly276]

this is how i want mash’s friends to get introduced to his siblings

mid school tournament and everything is deadly serious and you just hear like five people screaming their heads off for this already crazy boy

[quehecke]

doodle of my favorite horrible dysfunctional family!!

based on these mugshots from the manga

[rainee-da]

🍀 Lay Down in Their Lap [1]

CHARACTER ❥ Doom 🪞 / Famin 🃏 / Epidem 🍮 / Delisaster 🍾 / Domina Blowelive 💧 / Cell War 💎

W A R N I N G ⚠️ PG-13 and heavy on fluff / BIG SPOILER!!!! / might be too OOC for you.

D O O M 🪞

It was later in the afternoon. He just finished his training and was resting up on the nearby bench at the training grounds before you came and suddenly plopped down on his lap.

His whole body tensed up slightly at the sudden contact before relaxing back as he realized that it was just you.

"Tired, my dear? has your day been rough?" he said with a soothing voice as he ran his hand on your hair, a soft smile forming on his lips.

He learned his whole life to predict other people's movements using all his senses, but you never failed to surprise him with your antics.

And it never fails to lighten his day, to bring sunshine to his world that is devoid of pictures.

The two of you spent the rest of the afternoon chatting with each other, with his hand brushing through your locks idly.

As you talk about your day, he listened quietly. Take note of your shift in tone and the quiet thumping of your heart.

He didn't mind doing this for eternity, with you.

F A M I N 🎪

He was in a bad mood as he sulked on the sofa, teeth gritting and eyes twitching. One more flick to his nerves and his place is going to be a bloodbath.

Knowing so, his aides understandably decided to keep their distance.

Not you tho, because you were somehow brave enough to stride to his place with a book in hand and plopped your head on his lap.

"... What do you think you're doing?" he said with a strained voice, punctuating every word. You simply answered him with a shrug as you started reading your book.

His aide is looking from the distance, mortified. One of them is making preparations for a quick mass funeral, just in case.

They instantly passed out in fear as their boss started to move, thinking the massacre was going to happen. They missed the fact that Famin had actually moved to hug you, not to massacre you. Or anybody.

His rage already evaporated into thin air, seeing you on his lap.

Get ready to be in his lap for hours lol. He won't let you go now.

E P I D E M 🍮

"... And the texture is all wrong! It's a blasphemy I assure you. Pudding is supposed to be a soft, silky cuisine and the shop can't even differentiate that with a freakin jelly! Honestly-"

You lay on his lap as you listen to him go on his tangent. Your hand slowly caresses his thighs to soothe him down.

Being his lover, you're used to this kind of temper tantrum it could be worse after all.

In fact, you prefer this to his scientific tangent. You can barely understand the other one after all.

But since he has been going on for more than an hour, you're understandably getting tired and you can feel yourself getting sleepy as your eyes fluttering and closing.

Noticing that you no longer saying anything, he stopped and looked down to check your face.

His face softens, seeing you sleeping on his lap. His body finally eases down and he caresses your cheek gently. His mind is in a state of tranquility.

Though you’re gonna wake up with a bite mark on your cheek lol. It’s just that soft after all.

D E L I S A S T E R 🍾

Everything about it is embarrassing. You're embarrassed, his aide pities you, and his family gives you a strange look, the only one who is not embarrassed is Delisaster.

How could you not be? It's a big, fancy banquet being held by Innocent Zero with so many nobles present. And here you are; laying on one of his son's lap.

And you can't escape either, because his hand is gripping your side tightly while his other hand is sipping some red wine, ready to tickle the hell out of you if you made any attempt to escape.

Too bad he's big into PDA too. More than once did he lowered his head to peck your nose or smooch with your lips. In front of everyone.

"Do you want some?" He offers you his glass of wine casually as if it didn't hit him yet that he's being cringy as hell embarrassing you.

He lets out a hearty laugh every time you pout and whine about being embarrassed, clearly finding it to be amusing.

"Why so shy? you're my bae! N' best bet I'll show it to everyone! Gotta show them to whom you belong, after all~"

Rest in peace, you poor soul...

D O M I N A B L O W E L I V E 💧

It's nearing curfew time. You opened the door of his dorm slowly, making the light from outside permeate through the dark room.

You can see the hunched shadow on the bed jolted in surprise and the light from outside highlighting his face shadow.

"Go away," Domina stated coldly as he lowered his head, and you managed to catch a glimpse of the tear stain on his cheeks.

You didn't say anything. But knowing him, you decided to go against his words and walked to his figure before locking the door.

You startled him as you plopped your head on his lap, burying your face in his stomach while your hand rubbed his lower back gently.

This simple action successfully breaking the dam in the pink-haired man's eye as he started sobbing his heart out.

He started blabbering out his thoughts while his shaky hands hugged your head tightly, sharing the insecurities and the fear he held inside that had been tormenting his soul.

"Please don't go..." he said with a broken voice, as he caressed your face, "I love you... You're all I have... please, promise me to never leave me... Please..."

Both of you ended up sleeping while cuddling together, content smile formed on his sleeping face.

C E L L W A R 💎

"Stop it, I have to go," he whines, trying his best to push you, who is currently nuzzling your face on his stomach, off of his lap, "I have to meet Master, he'll be furious if I'm late!"

You quipped to him that the appointed meeting is still an hour ahead, and he groans in frustration, unable to refute your words.

He knows that the meeting is still an hour away, and it only took him a quarter of an hour to reach the location. Meaning that he had plenty of hours for himself. 

But he just can't help to work hard. He wants to please his Master!

"You're such a brat..." he grumbled as his hand moved to pull off the thorn crown on his head, and he leaned back to relax on the bed.

Your sheepish smiles earned you a soft chuckle from him. He stares at you with eyes full of meaning as his hand strokes your hair gently.

He wants you to find someone better, but he can't think of a life without you by his side. For him, you're his oasis. Anything you did seems to bring his dead heart back to life.

'I guess it's okay to relax once in a while... for you.'

Work has been abusing wearing me out and I didn't have too much time to open social media lately so this one will be shorter than the previous one. Honestly can I just be reincarnated as a seal? please please please please-

I also wrote a similar prompt for Walkis Academy students. If you happen to like this one, you might also like the other one! Maybe, I mean, I dunno...

Anyway, thank you for reading! 🍀

[ciaossu-imagines]

To round off the last of the unrequested featured  fandom posts, I decided to give some love, since I’d already touched on Mash and Domina, to Innocent Zero’s other children with some just random headcanons I have for them 😊 I hope you lovelies enjoy my thoughts here!

Doom

Despite seeming so cool and nonchalant about everything, and despite being sometimes very perturbed by his brother’s eccentricities, Doom does actually care quite a bit about his younger brothers and he does worry about them. While he does enjoy strength and fighting strong opponents just for the sake of the fight alone, he also wants to be strong enough to be a good example and a protector for his brothers.

Doom spends at least two hours a day taking care of his sword. He talks to it, addresses it by name, and considers it his most important thing.

While Doom can’t see what they look like, he collects rocks. He chooses which rocks he wants to collect based on how they feel in his hands, the unique shapes and textures of them. Because of this, he has a really eccentric collection and some truly ugly rocks, but they’re all very much things that make him happy.

Doom can predict when a storm is coming, at least ninety percent of the time. He’ll tell others to get out of the weather or warn them about an oncoming thunderstorm, only to get laughed off most of the time. However, he’s wrong only once out of about every fifty times.

Epidem

After Epidem is arrested, he has to be put into solitary a lot because he gains influence within the prison scarily quick by converting others into the religion of Puddingology. He’s very persuasive and charismatic in his speech and he has an innate talent at finding the inmates who are weakest and most susceptible to his influence and then brainwashes them with his cult…sorry, religion.

Epidem doesn’t like to eat anything but pudding. Every single meal he eats is pudding. He makes his own special protein-packed pudding with added vitamins so that he never has to eat anything other than the sweet treat. Because of this, while he’s physically still strong and mostly healthy, his teeth are full of cavities.

Epidem likes plants and has a big green thumb. He grows quite a large garden, has more than one greenhouse, and actually quite dotes on his plants. He sings and talks to them because he’s heard it will make them grow faster, stronger, and healthier. Of course, he uses most of those plants for rather nefarious purposes, such as his poisons, but he does love them.

When Epidem is annoyed or stressed out, he has a funny little quirk of placing his fingers along his magic lines and tapping them along his chin and cheeks.

Famin

Weird little headcanon here but this man would be such a fan of The Amazing Digital Circus. I just know he’d fanboy that show so hard. His favourite would be Caine.

Famin definitely has a kleptomaniac streak. However, he never considers what he’s doing as stealing. He just sees something, wants it, and so he takes it. Isn’t that how things are supposed to work, after all? In Famin’s mind, the world is simply there to amuse him and there’s nothing wrong about him just taking whatever he wants, even if it belongs to someone else…especially if it belongs to someone else, actually, since Famin believes that if he wants something, someone else doesn’t deserve to have it while he doesn’t.

In a weird little quirk, I personally headcanon that Famin hates any clothes that don’t have pockets. He doesn’t like not having places to hide and stash things. He’s learned to sew just to make sure he can modify all his clothing to have pockets.

Famin, as an adult, still has imaginary friends and enjoys putting on often bloody, extremely violent, shows for his imaginary friends using real, unwilling humans he abducts. Not all of his imaginary friends are human in nature, which is why I specified that he abducts humans. However, in a weird little twist, Famin has never been too interested in torturing animals. They just don’t provide an entertaining enough spectacle or reactions for Famin.

Delisaster

Delisaster, on top of his hookah, would definitely be all in on vaping. He enjoys the sweeter flavoured vapes, with bubblegum, banana cream pie, and cola being his favourites.

Delisaster may or may not be a little bit of an alcoholic. He’s never not drinking and typically has a little bit of a buzz going on. Much like his vapes, Delisaster prefers to drink alcohol with a sweeter taste – sweet wines, champagne, but especially coolers and those mixed candy drinks. While he loves tequila, he doesn’t much like it straight or needs to chase it with something sweet afterwards.

He absolutely loves club and rave music. Well, to be fair, he plain out loves raves in general. It’s hedonism in it’s finest, which always appeals to Delisaster.

Other than Famin, Delisaster is the brother who really doesn’t hold too much of an attachment to his other brothers. He doesn’t really care too much about family bonds and doesn’t even hold his father in a real high regard, only obeying his father because he knows Innocent Zero is the one person who could kill him without much effort.

[midnightemy35]

Demon AU! Devil quintuplets

Doom was already so OP in the original I didn’t know what more I couldn’t give him 🥲 (I think I may have debuffed him instead tbh)

[yourlocaldouma]

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